Aching like a bastard

British Army slang for really hurting, usually after strenuous physical training.

I'm aching like a bastard after that tab yesterday.

by Whale Omlette December 15, 2010

piss bitch bastard

n: someone who gets drunk, passes out and pisses his/her pants.

Jesus, Megan is such a piss bitch bastard!

by Xavier Handlerod January 3, 2008

ball washing bastard

Someone who thinks they are above everyone and when given the chance will cheat the system for their own financial gain.

That lawyer my exwife has is a ball washing bastard.

by jimmybomm January 14, 2021

New Jersian Bastard

The fake job of a person 17 or younger in New Jersey when asked for their job by a online sugar mommy or daddy.

F1 “ Yo this chick Mary tryin to send me 1k o week cuz she want a sugar baby bro. But she askin for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk just say your a miner”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a New Jersian Bastard.”

by Mustafa the 69th May 11, 2022

Fat bastard syndrome

When someone is a lazy bones and eats and sleeps 25/8

Keira has fatbastard syndrome she hasn’t left her bed all day fat bastard syndrome will become really fat bastard syndrome when some one is a really fat bastard

by Haha its me bish July 2, 2018

Finger Blasting Bastards

An ever fluctuating group of musicians all over the world who supply every woke wook with whatever they are scavenging for.

Being a groupie for Finger Blasting Bastards was amazing being Finger blasted on stage with the pyramids in sight is something that no one in the splash zone will ever forget!

by anonymous September 4, 2022

Absolute handsome bastard

Euan Anderson. He's an absolute gorgeous man and I appreciate him so much.

Here man, you seen that Euan Anderson?

Ye mean absolute handsome bastard? Aye obviously

by Bxhja snd May 29, 2021