A Hutzel Win

A win that is based on only luck and should be counted as a loss. Such as having an absolute terrible fantasy football team but your team gets extremely lucky and it wins games it shouldn't have won.

Wow did you see the Alabama game last night?

No but I heard it was quite a hutzel win.
It sure was. What a bunch of frauds.

by Beter Griffin has ligma September 30, 2021

Winning

If lying is winning then yeah bud.

Hym "You're not winning anything you're trying to prove I can't beat God or something but you didn't think I could make the AI work either and you're lying to pretend that I did. If your religion is true you are, in fact, going to hell and God did say I am allowed to kill children for mocking me."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

bi-winning

A term used to illustrate someone who is banging 7 gram rocks and winning here and and winning there. To be unable to comprehend the meaning of the term 'bi-polar'.

john: "some say your bi-polar"
charles: "WAHT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?! I BANG 7 GRAM ROCKS!!! BITCH, I'M BI-WINNING!!!"

by charles_Heen March 28, 2011

Winning

Charlie Sheen

It's Charlie Sheen; Duh, winning.

by benngunn777 March 28, 2011

WINNED

when a yung fly nicca like me beat lee in 8ball

me: *wins 8ball*
lee: “you suck”
me: how ? i just WINNED

by FlyNiccaFrmOakland June 14, 2023

Bi-Winning

Popularized by Charlie Sheen's famous comment, this term means that you "win here and you win there." This term is twice as awesome as its single form, winning. It also beats other related win variants, such as FTW, WTF (Win That Football), and Epic Win. They can also be combined with the prefix bi-, to create bi-FTW, bi-WTF, and Bi-Epic Win.

(FPS game) "DUDE! I just killed two guys with one bullet! I'm bi-winning!!!"
(Lady Gaga fan) "Lady Gaga is so bi-winning, she dates boys and girls at the same time!"
(Gambler) "Woh, won a jackpot AND the lottery. I'm totally bi-winning."

by Iceshark March 22, 2011

Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025