poop transfusion

when two people proceed to poop into eachothers asses
we loved eachother so much that we wanted to get closer and had a poop transfusion
by antisusmachine October 12, 2014
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Poop Dementia

a type of dementia that occurs when one holds a poop in for too long and develops a very shitty attitude
Bus Driver- "everyone shit out your Taco Bell now we have an 8 hour bus ride ahead of us and i dont want anyone developing poop dementia on my bus"
by Mr.Ham November 23, 2010
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poop movie

noun- a movie that you only watch on a monitor in the bathroom while pooping, usually takes about 1-2 weeks per movie
Guy: Have you seen Top Gun
Me: Yeah! That's my current poop movie
by Bduck1310 January 16, 2017
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Squishy poop

ah man that is squishy poop on my leg!
by Baring bot bop March 01, 2019
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poop and 'pute

The act of taking one's laptop into the bathroom while they take a sh**.
I figure I'd tell her I'd brb but then I remembered I was on my laptop and could just poop and 'pute?
by suikodenfan88 December 03, 2010
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old poop

A term used mainly to describe elderly people, though it can be a catch-all term, too, describing anyone who's past their prime. It's used especially by pessimists as they get further into their 40s and 50s.
In the movie "On Golden Pond," Katherine Hepburn addressed Henry Fonda as "you old poop."
by ferdii6069 April 21, 2016
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car poop

That nasty, dirty snow that gets stuck in the wheel wells of your car. Is usually fun to kick off unless its been below zero for days on end...in which case you could end up with a broken toe.
I left a big car poop in the middle of the gas station parking lot.
by milf-mom August 29, 2007
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