Hoe Terms

A HOE TERM: Any word or phrase used in a sentence or as an expression where the meaning can be interpreted loosely, as loose as a hookers vagina.

Cousin 1: So, I know you've had some slight misfortunes or small mishaps in your life, I mean really, if I didn't know you or witness half of this shit, I'd think someone was making all these tiny infractions. I'd hate to see what happens if you had a big tragedy.

Me: SMALL MISHAPS?? TINY INFRACTIONS?? SLIGHT MISFORTUNES?!!! These are HOE TERMS!!! How many tiny infractions and small mishaps do I actually need to have before its considered a TRAGEDY?!!My whole adult life thus far is a big ass tragedy!! I've got more series of unfortunate events than Lemony Snicket!!!!

THUS THE BIRTH OF THE PHRASE HOE TERM!

EXAMPLE:

Girl 1: Hey, who's that girl in the picture with you??
Girl 2: Oh, I guess you can call her my "friend"
Girl 1: That's not the crazy bitch who told you your shoes were ugly then 2 days later she came to work with the same ones on??
Girl 2: Yea, I say friend "Loosely" she's crazy
Girl 1: Ahh, Hoe Term.

Ex. 2
Her: Life is what you make it, you can't live your life as aPessimist, looking at the glass as only half empty! When life gives you lemons, MAKE LEMONADE!!

Me: OH SHUT THE HELL UP!! LIfe sucks!! You know it sucks! I just lost my job!! How about you try being unemployed for a while you dick! And you suck too for trying to sugar coat it with HOE TERMS!!

by Dark Muse September 21, 2011

BIC-Hoe

A female human who is trying to acquire the BIC-code of a male by pretending to have romantic feelings for him.

BIC-Hoe: "I love you! What's your BIC-Code?"
Male: "Fuck you, BIC-Hoe!"

by julianjjz November 14, 2020

hoe-in-law

the parents of your side chick or side hoe

R.J: Hey, you want to have a drink tonight bro?
Dave: I can't, my main chick is out of town and Im having dinner with my side chick and her parents.

R.J: Dinner with your Hoe-in-laws? That sucks. Have fun

by Tru Realist June 10, 2016

former hoe

1. Woman/Man who was once known as a hoe and or lived the lifestyle of a hoe, but has since given up their previous life to fuck only one or no people at all.

2. A hoe that ain't a hoe no more.
3. Someone who used to Fuck anything that moved, but changed her/his life around.

She used to fuck the whole block, but now she just fucks the nigga on the corner.

She a former hoe! Her hoeness got deleted! She faithful now!

by Ebox247 October 29, 2015

$2 Hoe

A girl who sell her body or sexual attention for $2.

Anyone who'll do anything sexual for $2.

1. Eva is a $2 Hoe.

2. Miss Williams is a $2 Hoe, she'll do anything for $2.

by OhkillemLove September 26, 2017

Mohit-hoe

I female who goes to a bar and instead of buying her own drinks she preys on men to buy them for her and then once she receives the drink she bounces out never to be seen again! These women normally have enough in their own bank accounts, yet take advantage of the dumb male.

"Oh snap, that Mohit-hoe is heading for the bar, hide your wallets!"

by R1K1 December 9, 2009

Sink Hoe

A girl who sits on the edge of a sink so her ass looks bigger in her photographs.

Mike: Damn, did you see that girls pictures on facebook?

Josh: Yeah, she's a sink hoe. She ain't got shit in real life.

by Wiljuice October 16, 2012