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The Cold Backpack

Similar to the Cold Shoulder, the cold backpack is when you are trying to find a seat on the bus and people put their baggage next to them on the seat to stop you from stealing their one seated glory.

When you are riding a public transportation system, such as a school bus, and someone who wants to sit alone nonchalantly pushes their backpack to the outside of the seat to shun and/or reject the possibility of sitting with them.
Guy on Cell Phone walking onto bus: "Yes Mom I did my homewor... hold on this freshman bitch just gave me the cold backpack, I'm gonna have to empty a leg on this douche bitch.”
Douche Bitch:(thinks to himself) "Oh Shart!"
by TheCrimsonKross November 3, 2009
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Making the Two-Backed Beast

"Dude, I spent Saturday night making the two-backed beast with Alicia."
by DaHolmes February 22, 2023
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the great backout of 2003

A major blackout in the northern United States and Canada that occured on August 14 which left millions of people without power and in the dark for over 20 hours
I survived the Great Blackout of 2003
by MyFavoriteYearIs2003 August 7, 2005
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The Texas Backhand

When a girl/guy gives a handjob, they turn their hand so that their thumb is pointing down, then grab the penis :)
"Hey, wanna give me The Texas Backhand?"
by Susana March 5, 2006
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the german backhand

When you have finished having anal sex, and you wipe the back of your hand in the crack of your ass collecting all the truffle butter. You then back hand your partner across the face.
"John donkey punched me last night, so I have him the German backhand!"
by BonnoP February 2, 2016
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The Double Backwards Flying Dick Flick

The act of jumping into a romantic partners embrace, whilst flicking their face with your genitalia.
Bill: “Hey man, how’d last night go?”

Jeff: “Totally great man, I gave Sarah’s grandmother The Double Backwards Flying Dick Flick and she fucking died.”
by This is not Jonathan June 9, 2018
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the delaware backdoor

A sex position involving a Netipot
Brian stayed up late, hoping for the delaware backdoor, but the pharmacy was already closed.
by Black Cloud 99 December 30, 2016
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