Burrito Surprise

when you are fucking your guy in the ass and then proceed to get another guy to unknowingly suck your dick post ass fuck

"Last night I fucked Mikey in the ass and then gave Andrew a burrito surprise."

by bangkokbananahammock May 29, 2015

stress burrito

A bundle of anxiety-causing issues that are thoroughly varied and yet make perfect sense together.

Jenny's obsession with cooking, neurotic devotion to cleanliness and fear of intimacy combined to form a stress burrito that led her to scream obscenities at anyone who intruded on her sacred kitchen space during dinner parties.

by wonkalicious November 15, 2013

jean burrito

Another name for a canadian tuxedo.

That jean burrito, EH. What's that aboot?

by pringerb December 17, 2011

Burrito

Unliquified soup in a tortilla

"Babe, did you eat the burritos that were in the fridge??? I'm trying to make soup and can't find them."

by Evil Kermit July 19, 2023

Liquid burrito

A burrito order from Chipotle containing beans, no rice, barbacoa, extra queso, all the salsas, and extra sour cream.

Some asshole just ordered a liquid burrito, hoe am I supposed to wrap this thing?

by Tacosauceman March 29, 2023

Korean Burrito

When your online friend’s mom travels a long distance to meet up with you for a very sloppy hook up.

My discord friend’s mom flew from Phoenix to Philadlephia to give me a Korean Burrito, and now I need to buy a new mattress.

by TreasurerAlex November 22, 2023