ari dog

A dog that is named ari that belongs to a dumbass owner

this owner is likely to be of African descent wear a beanie and sits on his ass all day

look at the dumbass owner of ari they pissed there pants twice this week while playing video games
example 2 look at the owner of ari hes so gay and eats toes

example 3 the owner of ari lovesss dick
ari dog

by Darkblood__ July 8, 2021

dog marmalade

1. A term used in the art world to describe work of a conceptual nature that is pure rubbish entirely without artistic merit or worth. It is a polite substitute for another term : artybollocks, whereby the artist just puts together a whole pile of rubbish and then generates a random meaning to explain it.

2. The combination of two opposing concepts to create a concept that makes little sense.

3. Actual marmalade made from dogs

What do you think of that installation?
its dog marmalade

by marmalade cat October 4, 2013

Dog Seat

The aisle seat on the last row of an airplane, right in front of the bathrooms. If you are in the dog seat, when people line up to use the restroom, their butts are right at your nose level and you have to sniff them. Like a dog sniffing other dogs’ butts. Thus, the “dog seat.”

My trip to Denver was awful. I had the dog seat for both flights.

by El Gid April 24, 2018

relationship dog

A dog adopted together by a couple (who are typically young). This pet comes to represent the beginnings, trials and tribulations of their relationship to one another, in lieu of an actual child. Said dog is typically adopted from a no-kill shelter.

"After Ashley and Michael moved in together, they then took the next step: they adopted a relationship dog."

by thewriteguy April 15, 2012

Dog Fu

A canine's inordinate use of paws during normal everyday activities such as tug-of-war. The vertical movement of a dog's forward appendage resembling that of a martial arts chopping motion.

Caesar uses dog fu as leverage to pull the rope down while tugging.

by Jordan Fessenden August 31, 2009

trap dog

A dog that lives in the trap house. Usually gives company to the drunk/high.

Trapper 1: yo where’s the trap dog bro
Trapper 2: over there with joey he’s mad high

by Trap livi July 6, 2018

shooing the dog

When your best mates hands are down your mrs's pants and she wakes up

She woke up to find him shooing the dog

by The shining finger March 29, 2015