Tanner

A simp. A man who will do anything for a woman. A man who will go to drastic measures to make sure he has a woman around his arm. Even though, he'll never get one.

Did you hear Tanner is a simp?
Yeah I sure did

by NotCalebV March 12, 2020

Tanner

Tanner is a big piece of shit. He the person you would meet and hit would hit on your friend oh also he is gay

Tanner is gay

by Tanner ls gay May 26, 2020

non-tanner

Someone whose skin is unable to tan. Commonly used in a stealthy manner to thwart any catching-on by those being spoken of.

"There's so many fucking non-tanners here. WTF."

by mikeschneider May 22, 2006

Pullin' a Tanner

When you tell your friends you will hang out, then proceed to cancel it with a terrible excuse no more than 30 minutes of the interaction.

Friend: "Hey bro do you want to go to the mall?"
Tanner:"Sure bro"
*30 minutes later*
Friend:"So you ready to go?"
Tanner:"Nah bro, I gotta stay home and watch animal kingdom"
Friend:"Quit Pullin' a Tanner."

by 9yearoldchainsmoker November 16, 2016

Tennessee Twat Job

When a male defecates into a womans vagina and sews it shut.

Dude i gave your mom a Tennessee twat job and she is pissed

by dirtyman2010 August 23, 2009

Tennessee Trash Baby

A baby concieved between siblings, usually happens in the south. Most often the result of a Kentucky Turnpike.

See how his eyes are crossed, he must be a Tennessee Trash Baby.

by Datskiffdoe May 1, 2010

Tanner

Gay retarded fatass neckbeard skunk rapist, who fucks people of all ages with his inverted penis. Tanners are also a product of incest and don't mind fucking their parents.

See that fatass Tanner with his dick in a skunk over there?

by Fuckyoutanner69 September 23, 2019