Nut Heavy

A condition whereby excessive semen has been built up by a dude and the scrotum is aching to bust a load of nut.
Two broken wrists has left me quite but heavy.

Rachel’s gonna milk my prostate tonight cause she knows I’m nut heavy and need to empty the sack.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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Counter Nut

When hitting it from behind, you ejaculate into the anus the receiver lets out a fart blasting your cum back into your penis.
Shane:"Hey how did it go last night with Emma?"
Sean: "Oh it was great up until the part where she counter nutted me. I think I need to go to a doctor."
by ScruffyNuffy July 03, 2018
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wendeez nuts

always in pain and cries 24/7. interesting taste. cant stop blinking in photos. mad pulls tho. says “bruh”, “im chilling”, and “scammed”. has a pea sized brain 24 hrs before the exam but then ascends.
yo i know a girl named wendy.

wendy? do you mean wendeez nuts?

ha. gottem.
by user385011 November 22, 2021
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Nut privilege

The advantage someone gets when they're regularly getting laid, as opposed to their single friends who are not. It's like a VIP pass to feeling secure and chill in social situations, where there's no pressure to find someone to hook up with. It changes the game so much that those with nut privilege might bail on social gatherings or not bother to put themselves 'out there' because they've got the sexual security blanket at home.
Joe's got serious nut privilege now that he's been with Sam for two years. He used to be down for every party. Now, he's all like, "Nah, I'm good," when his roommates want to throw a Halloween bash. Meanwhile, they're hustling to send invites in the hopes of finding someone to snuggle up with when the party's over.
by professor_of_sociology November 02, 2023
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Shafty Nut

Shafty Nut is hot asf
by Jesuslations January 04, 2021
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sugared nuts

When you leave your semen to dry over your ballsack. It's really quite tasty.
I've seen far too many sugared nuts in my room in the past few weeks
by mousepouch360 July 29, 2016
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Nut Shaming

(v): the act of degrading or insulting a seemingly promiscuous male (i.e. fuckboi/fuckboy)

The male equivalent of slut shaming.
L'Kwonda: Daaaaamn Imma get it in tonight with that town fuckboi Greg
Gayle: Now now L'Kwonda, stop nut shaming the poor guy! Men can enjoy sex just as much as women
by slouchpotato69 November 16, 2015
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