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Jean-Claude Van Damn

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Something becomes Jean-Claude Van Damn-like when it is both kick-ass and extremely outdated.
Eduardo: Remember Last Action Hero and Over The Top? Jean-Claude Van Damn!
by trueconnerite98 April 12, 2013
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Jean Claude Van Damme

A ballerina from Belgium with a speech impediment who really likes to do splits.

Van Damme hasn't made a good movie yet, though, he keeps trying, which is great because now we get to celebrate his mediocrity with him --how original.

I've actually heard he's a pretty nice guy which makes little difference to most Americans because they have no fuckin' clue where Belgium actually is located on a map since Geography and History are both taught as one subject in school.
Person 1: Did you see the last Jean Claude Van Damme movie?

Person2: Please tell me it will be his last --ever.

Person1: He didn't make any promises.

Person2: Oh my god, help me! I've been Van Dammed!
by Jaspa J October 1, 2012
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wylan van velcro cult

the wylan van velcro cult is a groupchat created by a santaka on twt and is a gc full of 68 mentally ill teenagers who spend there free time obsessing over a gay man and books.
"oh no! the wylan van velcro cult is on my timeline again"
by EV3YLNHUGOS November 19, 2021
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Jean Claude Van Damme

Made for TV movie king!! I think his only film to mae it to the cinema was also his shitest...Street Fighter.
Man 9pm channel 5 another Van Damme films on!
by Ashley' December 31, 2003
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jean claude van dam

slang used the same as "dam" or "damn"
"i dont give a jean claude van dam what you do"
"you think i give a jean claude van dam?"
by bb5 is teh rox June 17, 2004
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jon clod van damn

while receiving head, wrap ur legs around her neck causing her to suficate and pass out, later waking up with a mouthful of semen
he wanted to give her a surprise for her birthday and needed time so he kkocked her out with a jon clod van damn
by maxir colona June 12, 2009
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All black vans

If you wear these your probably don’t care what everyone thinks. you are either a mexican or a white girl who is pretty depressed but tries to be nice as possible.
*wears All black vans*
“hey you okay?”
*puts on fake smile*
“yes i’m fine, thank you
by *depressed* March 5, 2020
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