Thomas Riano

A very contradictory person, who is often not sober and can't make up his mind on stuff.

Jake: Oh hey Thomas Riano, how do you like soccer?
Thomas: I hate it.

Jake: You should quit man!
Thomas :No dude I love it.

by SayIWon't October 8, 2011

kevin thomas

A fat kid who plays football because he is fat. Probably good at playing video games and eating like a fat fuck. Loves to lift but it doesn't help because he is fat and he is probably a whitewashed indian

LOOOK IT IS A WILD KEVIN THOMAS EATING LIKE A FAT FUCK

by ttfioq e9 October 22, 2020

Thomas Taylor

A drunk sex guy who likes to beat children and supports fifa pack openings and fingers his gf

That drunk is a Thomas Taylor

by Adamulla water needer October 26, 2020

Thomas & Friends

A TV show which stars a CGI-animated train with a face named Thomas, & his friends. It started in 1984, ended on January 20, 2021 which is the very second & same day that Joe Biden became the president when he said God.
2nd: An old TV show starring stop-motion trains with faces & the stop-motion model trains are now at Discover Thomas Exhibition in Thomas Land in Drayton Manor, UK. But more are sent to HARA model railway museum in japan.
3rd: A new revival of the original series starring 2D-animated characters, completely re-design.
4th: A series of books that you can read.

"A baby watched Thomas & Friends for 8 hours"

by JadenTheMoose June 15, 2021

John Thomas

Fuckboy

Don't be such a John Thomas

by Idontcare__ December 4, 2014

hot thomas

The act of defecating on another's chest. AKA cleveland steamer, without rubbing it around.

We were in the mood for some scat play, so I gave her a hot thomas.

by spittinpigeon February 16, 2006

Thomas Wickens

Thomas, a stupid ass nigga, who will take all yo nic and use you for your money, this nigga is the definition of a parasite.
Dont even get me started with his clapped ass girl.

Yo, thats that ugly ass skater nigga Thomas Wickens bruh.
"nigga you actin like a thomas wickens rn"

by logan trott December 27, 2021