Da Vinci´s last brush

When you´re sitting on a toilette, detaching poop which is too long to slide away, and it´s falling straight ahead,

12 o´clock, giving your balls a disgusting touch.

„Oh look ! Shaquille O’Neal uses some of his Da Vinci´s last brush to cover his little sons pimpels."

by Benschaminbensch April 28, 2018

dead last

One in contention who played out to such a degree as to declare the game over...to give every appearance of qualifying only to be called out for a final try and curse someone out...
No one believed what she had risked now she's dead last...
The game oldmaid drew the queen...
In a class by herself no dead last...
To suffer anonimity...dead last

It was an inside joke, she came Out now she's dead last...

by Opal zen June 18, 2017

Ralph (Last Name)

The last name is of Norse origin and is a very prominent in Jewish communities. The Ralph family lineage can directly be traced back to the Rothchild family.

Man, look at that new Ralph (Last Name) kid, gyping people like usual.

by ProfoundMercury April 12, 2023

dean last

To Swan about, having lunches and look after dogs/ pets and / or work from home .

Take a sickie , but use excuse to work from home ..

eg oh you did a Dl ( Dean last)

by The grey ghost August 7, 2022

The Last Airbiscuit Bender

The Last Airbiscuit Bender
The ability to launch air biscuits around corners to:
A: Allow the receiving party to smell/taste them
B: Blame it on them

Man The Last Airbiscuit Bender proper put me on the spot, I thought they went extinct a 1000 years ago?

by anonymous March 12, 2024

BeJrovBooTy GanBJraSTa the Last payback

Bending over bootys Banging ASS'S the last payback A Bemmimgfilm. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine.

I invented and made and created bejrovbooty GanBJraSTa the Last payback. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq October 11, 2023

The last supper

The sexual act of gaping the submissive partners anal cavity, lubing up your head and quickly slotting it into the asshole. Then, pulling out quickly to make a "PLOP" grabbing bread and wine, then slotting yourself plus the recently aquired bread wine combo and eating/drinking inside the partner. Then, as your partner dies from internal bleeding, sleeping inside the anal cavity as it contracts around your neck and then suffocates you. Hence the name "last supper".

David: Dang bro, did you hear about how Jerome and his wife went out?
Larry: Yeah apparently they did the last supper..
David: Must have been brutal jeez.

by Jesussi December 25, 2021