Tree Hump

The act in which one spouse humps a tree whilst the opposing spouse watching as they do it preferably with a camera.

Me: I'm sorry tree....
Tree:Just Tree hump me and get it over with
*10 minutes later*
Me:HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN A GIRL
Tree:Please stop... ;-;

by CoreyTech February 2, 2018

bell tree

A tree in Animal Crossing which grows bells after some days.

HOLY SHIT, I planted some bells and look, IT GREW INTO THIS SWEET ASS BELL TREE!

by Lenok August 2, 2007

Tree-Climber

One who scales heights to gain a vatage point for spying on children.

You have to let me know if you are a Tree-Climber in my neighbourhood.

by 2100magevice February 11, 2019

Tree dangler

Referred to a African-American person, calling them a "Tree Dangler", is like calling them a monkey who dangles from trees to pick bananas, or any fruit or food of some sort that grows on trees.

Whiz Khalifa: "Uhhh, you know what it is! black and yellow, black and yellow,black and yellow!"

White Guy: "This nigga right here looks like a Tree Dangler, look at them long monkey arms, what he do? Outstretch em when he was picking bananas?

by FriedChickenBandit January 9, 2011

Acorn tree

An unusually vascular penis with a head shaped aerodynamically like an acorn and a springy and fluffy bush

When he shoves his acorn tree inside me I can feel his huge veins stretching me wider...

by Overlord12100 October 31, 2016

christmas tree

A word for the wonderful plant salvia or the process of smoking said plant.

Worker1: "Haha, I bought the best christmas tree ever"
Worker2: "Sweet. Can I come over and 'help you decorate it?'"
Boss: "What's that you're talking about doing?"
Workers: "Nothing sir. Just putting up a christmas tree..."

by Yodia January 21, 2006

Pine Tree

United States Great Lake region slang for a particular variety of methamphetamine.

"Did you bring any goodies back from New York, like pine trees?"

by Paleface Coyote June 27, 2008