Taco Smelly

The massive explosive diarrhea that takes place after eating a meal from Taco Bell.

Jared Rucker had to eat his Taco Bell on the toilet because he wanted to avoid having Taco Smelly in his pants.

by JewceBox September 30, 2011

couch taco

À pussy, vagina, or small cavern

I was knee deep in that couch taco

by burritoslocos April 22, 2015

Ball Taco

When a man wears pants that are too tight and the seam of those pants where the two legs meet in the middle split your balls leaving one ball on either side, leaving the seam in the middle of the ball taco. Not unlike a male camel toe.

I just sat down and my jeans gave me a ball taco

by Snake88 October 15, 2018

Taco Puff

A homosexual of Mexian origin.

That mexican guy at the park kept staring at Dave and Tom. I think he was a taco puff.

by tribalbear78 April 18, 2010

Mouldy Taco

Mouldy Taco

The female genitalia with a yeast infection.

Guy 1: Hey mate, who's that girl over there? She's pretty cute.
Guy 2: I wouldn't touch that if I was you, apparently she's got a mouldy taco.
Guy 1: Shit man, cheers for the advice!

by s3ndo November 05, 2011

Goat Taco

A delicious goat taco, or Birria taco

John - "Paul you want to go to Chicago for Goat Tacos?"
Michelle - "Goat taco, is that on Urban Dictionary?"
John - "No, I'm serious, this place has really good goat tacos, I wasn't being dirty."

by Jalapeno Adventure January 22, 2015

Toxic Taco

A vagina, or taco, that is toxic. Usually ridden with multiple STDs, it's very gross, and is similar to muff cabbage. Also anything from Taco Bell, or Taco Bueno.

Damn! That whore had a really toxic taco!

by proudyellowman March 12, 2011