Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.
"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"
by Glazedroofhomie December 18, 2022
by catalys July 25, 2018
by Jeffwashere April 29, 2016
The one dick pony is a female that is still having sex with or has only had sex with, the person they lost their virginity too.
Bro, she has been with him, and only him, for 9 yrs, since she lost her virginity to him at 17 yrs old, that makes her 26 yr old one dick pony.
by DevientGenie May 28, 2016
Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Lets just say, after we went back to my house, I had to get out the road pony.
Person 2: Lets just say, after we went back to my house, I had to get out the road pony.
by Capitalsallaround May 20, 2017
A female with a cock and is a furry and is bisexual otherwise known as E-slut And she is a pony and she laughs like a walrus for example hey look its a E-Slut pony
by Trace did it August 26, 2019
Girl, I was giving this man some bomb head and had mad sloppy pony happening to me. Good thing we were near the lake!
by Young tity September 07, 2021