Golden Corona

An award, much like the Oscars, for remarkable or rather unthinkable behavior at an organized party or event. In order to be considered for this award one must have demonstrated exceptional ability in disrupting the normal festivities. A lack of beer contribution is certainly reason for nomination. Also consummation substitution of beer (bringin' cans and drinking bottles) can be accepted.

After 5 years of winning the Golden Corona award, a recipient may choose to make a rule. Kinda like quarters!

Bob: Yo, who do you think should win the GC this year.

Another Bob: Sheeet... Willy, hands down! He drank all my Amstel Lights!

by Steve December 22, 2004

golden sedmilk

a canned beverage that contains the milk found in dandelion stems. It is produced in Azerbaijan and can be found through the drain under a kitchen sink.

Corrina and Nell enjoy drinking Golden Sedmilk with breakfast every morning.

by NCH June 7, 2007

golden muffin

1. To obtain a prized piece of ass, oftentimes a woman who can cook a man eggs and turn him out

2. After a sexual conquest, the act of peein on the vagina.

1. When Rob found Gina, he really scored a golden muffin. She can cook a steak, and carries and opens his beer with her tits.

2. Steve gave Mary a golden muffin, effectively making his territiory

by The Latin Tornado January 14, 2008

golden finger

the doctor stick his finger up a man's butthole to check his prostrate.

Hey Tom how did the doctor visit go?
It went okay because I didnt get the golden finger.
The doctor said he usual does check prostrate until your over 40

by Moonshiner007 August 11, 2006

Golden Retriever

Golden Retrievers are quite possibly the best breed of dog in the world. Originally bred to retrieve waterfowl around the late 1800s, this dog has since evolved into a war dog. Golden Retrievers have seen action against the Commies, Nazis, and Al Qaeda terrorists.

I'm off to Iraq, where is my Golden Retriever?
Sarah is a war dog, she totally just ripped Ice a new one.
If you don't agree with this definition, Sarah the War Dog will rip you a new one.

by Sarah/Ice February 3, 2008

Golden Touch

After a man is done urinating, and only a few drops of urine remain on the tip of his penis, he touches another person with his penis thus transferring the urine to the other person.

I came out of the bathroom and gave my girlfriend the Golden Touch.

by Efdious March 29, 2006

Golden globes

Very big brown protruding breasts

Guy 1: Hey man did you see Mariahs breasts?
Guy 2: Man those are more than breasts, those are some golden globes she has!

by Mayor lele January 19, 2010