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imma go foodstamp the couch

sitting on your couch lazily while taxpayers buy your groceries
heyo, imma go foodstamp the couch cuz
by foodstamp_mcgee February 16, 2020
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got yo couch

The man who has always got yo couch. You walk in, and bam! he's already got yo couch. Just unfortunate, buddy. Don't ask him if he's also got yo crouch - he's got a wicked crouch. Very nasty to behold.
Person A: Oh jeez. Jerry's got yo couch again, Person B.
Person B: At least he ain't go my crouch-
Jerry: GOT YO CROUCH (crouches enthusiastically)
Person A: He got you, bro.
Person B: (stunned and speechless)
by GotThatCouch November 10, 2017
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couch hoe

A stripper who makes all her money doing couch or vip dances and rarely gets up on stage
at the pay out desk.."Damn girl you must have been a couch hoe with that stack" said the manager to the stripper
by stripper chick February 20, 2010
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space couch productions

a media group which is involved in game development and video entertainment
Guy 1: " hey have you heard of this group called space couch productions? I subscribed to them and my cock doubled in size!"
Johnathon sins: "yes, I am a fan of them
by Space Couch Productions February 3, 2022
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Out of Couching

Ending an extended period of vegetation.
“Janice, I havent seen you for days! You seem tired, where have you been?”

“I was coolin’ at my house, I just got out of couching.”
by Steve Blends May 5, 2022
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Couch Packages

Cocaine that is purchased and snorted while sitting on one’s couch, widely popular in 2020 during the coronavirus lockdowns.
Friend 1: Any plans tn?

Friend 2: Prob just gonna grab beers and do couch packages by my place
by Art Corr June 5, 2020
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Couch

The most comfy thing you could buy.
“This couch is so comfy!!”
by DoggyDiggy April 24, 2022
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