When two women have had sex with the same man/men, they are Clam Cousins. It is the same concept as two men becoming Weiner Cousins or Eskimo Brothers after sleeping with the same woman/women. Except, unlike men, who become closer than brothers after discovering their bond, women who are Clam Cousins must become sworn enemies.
"Did you hear that Angelina found out that her boyfriend used to sleep with her friend Jennifer back in the day?"
"Uh-oh. Now they can't be friends anymore. They are Clam Cousins!"
"Uh-oh. Now they can't be friends anymore. They are Clam Cousins!"
by realschmiel82 November 18, 2009
After Michel reached into Dan's pants, Dan looked Michel dead in the eye and said, "Yo, wash your hands first, I didn't think you were going to clam the johnny."
by Dan Jewell March 31, 2005
If your female accomplice, of a horned up disposition requests a bone jump, she may say "Ho baw jaws, give us some of your clam splitter the now!"
by Dom and Andy September 09, 2006
by Captain Zero March 22, 2014
Cassie Balleza from chowchilla that is really RANK. she smells like cottage cheese!!!!! shes a fat stupid bitch and often fucks sara merical, also a clam bumper who smokes oregano and thinks its bud!
by Cockmaster Bob January 13, 2004
An open handed slap of the {Vagina. Used as a sign of disrespect and/or displeasure. To "clam strip" is to use the first four fingers of the hand (not the thumb) to slap the exposed cameltoe of a woman.
by absurdpolitik April 24, 2006
similar to being pussy whipped, except that it suggests a more intense and extreme state of bondage.
other forms: clam shackle, clam shackles, clam shackler, clam shackling, clam shacklist, clam shakleteur.
other forms: clam shackle, clam shackles, clam shackler, clam shackling, clam shacklist, clam shakleteur.
by ravenflesh June 24, 2008