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Batting Averages

An inside joke used by the Jackbox Games fandom to refer to a moment in YDKJ volume 4 where Guy proclaims that batting averages and Tony Guin make him ejaculate.
Jackbox fandom member: “Batting averages.”
*The entire fandom explodes*
by cupcakedestroyer August 29, 2022
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Bat brain

When a person/persons hangs from the ceiling by their feet which then a male proceeds to put his penis in their mouth and continuously aggressively fucks her throat until he cums down her sore airways.
“Hey Nathan, I wanted to give my girlfriend bat brain last night but she was too heavy and she snapped the rope
by @kinggy May 9, 2020
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Glenwood St Bat Signal

A gentleman on Glenwood St flies a bootlicker advertisement to attract randy truck enthusiasts to his home for adventureous bodily exploration, a sort of extreme yoga that includes touching.

When the flag is out, it provides the equivalent of a “bat signal” for the confused and young, this goodly man welcomes them with his robust, 80 year old arms.
I was headed up norther and saw the Glenwood St bat signal again. Sigh…
by fatstupidlazypoor June 12, 2022
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Bat Shift

Would you shut up? I have to work bat shift tonight!
by JumpInAWoodchipper October 17, 2015
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Flap bat

A flap bat is a woman with large vulva flaps that doesn't know how to shut them
Charlotte is a flap bat, she's apparently been with half of the town
by Markbabi March 21, 2017
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Bat

Animal who started the worst year of some people's lives and ended some of them.
"Do you want some bat soup, honey?" "Sure! Nothing can go wrong!"
by koweechi August 6, 2020
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Bat scab

A piece of crusty skin forms on the end of the penis after A series of masturbations
Shadimond : ew Tom had a fat grease bat scab last night
by Hdjehehsbdbbd September 11, 2018
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