Kevin the dog

The guy with the most big dick energy in the neighborhood.

Here comes Kevin the dog! You know he's got so much bde that he should have his own theme song.

by UncleRonnie October 9, 2019

Dog Fu

A canine's inordinate use of paws during normal everyday activities such as tug-of-war. The vertical movement of a dog's forward appendage resembling that of a martial arts chopping motion.

Caesar uses dog fu as leverage to pull the rope down while tugging.

by Jordan Fessenden August 31, 2009

The Dog Fucker

Whitney Wisconsin

She shags dogs and wanted to fuck the reptilian lord leafyishere but he destroyed and roasted her causing her to shag another fucking poodle. She fingered her self and asked people what it smelled like this defines her as a the dog fucker

by Patryk the reptilian February 17, 2018

shooing the dog

When your best mates hands are down your mrs's pants and she wakes up

She woke up to find him shooing the dog

by The shining finger March 29, 2015

trap dog

A dog that lives in the trap house. Usually gives company to the drunk/high.

Trapper 1: yo where’s the trap dog bro
Trapper 2: over there with joey he’s mad high

by Trap livi July 6, 2018

Injured Dog

When a man is wanking on all fours naked and as he is using one hand to wank and it is not touching the ground which imitates a dog walking around with an injured front paw

The other day Robert's mother walked in on him pulling an injured dog in the middle of the lounge room floor

by Loose Goose For King August 31, 2011

cheeser dogged

To be fucked over in a situation in a retarded manner.

"man that j4 just cheeser dogged me right outta that bush"

by lemon sang September 5, 2014