Surfer boii

Surfer boii
Surfer boii

Surfer boii

Is the name given to a person, who enjoys spending Quality time with other men at the beach. Fears women and screams when he see one

by Fkyou March 15, 2020

Surf's Up

That movie where Kelly Slater was a penguin and where the boss is weird mole thing.

"Hey Ima go watch Surf's Up wanna come"
"Isn't that the movie where they turned Kelly into a penguin?"

by koiFishBlowjob January 14, 2021

Hoop-Surf

to engage in anal sex acts

I can't wait to hoop-surf that wahina!

by Lord Uther February 12, 2003

River Surfer

1) One who surfs river waves on a board. In winter too. In Canada in the winter even.
2) Knows all about kayaker girls with std's (see definition: Kayaker)
3) often comes from southern california to get blue balls.
4) finds the standing position most satisfactory, sitting is for taking a shite.

Dude did you see that river surfer catch that wave? He got std's from those kayaker girls. It's -20C out, his balls must be shrunk by now.

by CalgaryBlue December 8, 2006

squat surfing

the act of surfing the web whilst sitting on the toilet making poops

Today I updated my status on facebook while squat surfing

by The Situjason December 22, 2009

Email surfing

What you do if bored on the internet. Involves watching the side-bar adverts on the email site, and then hitting the REFRESH or INBOX buttons to see a different ad. Akin to TV channel-surfing.

"Dude I was so bored yesterday waiting for that girl to email me back that I did some email surfing to pass the time."

"Did you see that identity theft one?"

"Yeah, like TWENTY times!"

by Experimental Mistress October 13, 2009

Pic Surfing

The act of skimming thru someone's Facebook pictures in a fast manor.

Hey man did Sarah post the pictures from her party?

Yeah, I saw them while I was "pic surfing".

by kbrun January 21, 2010