Shoulder stroke

The act of stroking someone's shoulder in a creepy fashion. Accompanied with the words 'Hi... buddy...'

Person 1: *Whistles innocently*
Person 2: *Shoulder stroke* Hi... buddy...
Person 3: *Shudders* You're a bloody creep!

by wellwitted November 7, 2009

Horizontal Stripe

1 Someone who is a heterosexual, typically a person who is wearing horizontal stripes

2 A stripe, horizontally drawn

Also see "vertical stripe"

That guy is clearly a horizontal stripe

by Sofa Worshippers March 14, 2010

cincinnati stroke

When your jerking off in front of your woman and right before you ejaculate she comes sliding in like Pete Rose

Cincinnati Stroke

by MuleKick February 14, 2014

full stribe

Wide fucking open

We were full stribe working on the shredder.

by Nealdiamond February 13, 2018

nut stroke

When you nut so hard you have a stroke.

Hey bro my gf made me have a nut stroke.

by Twisted' Doctor March 2, 2018

Mega-stroke

A stroke so intense it stops the stroke completely only for a literal god to come down from the heavens to pimp slap you so hard you have another stroke and evaporate

I sure hope these aids dont give me a mega-stroke

by Yes,masta September 29, 2019

crest-striped

When a person of color makes a white joke, but it sounded too white that their friends try to avoid them.

person A: man i just got a new car
person B: nigga what ?
person A: yes, a toyota
person B: not a toyota !
person A: nigga is you serious? nah you are crest-striped for me

by ensor gio June 15, 2020