After giving your girl a messy facial, wrap her head in plastic wrap. Then proceed to punching her square in the nose making it a bloody mess. Amazingly it looks like it's fresh from the bakery!
My bitch was back talking me so I quickly worked up some ball batter and delivered it to her eyes, throat and nose I sealed the deal with a tasty looking strawberry eclair.
by BallBatter February 27, 2018
The reverse of the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop. Instead of shitting inside of your Pink Sock, you have your friend or lover shit ON your prolapsed anus. The feces-covered pink mass dangling out of your ass thus resembles a chocolate strawberry.
"Ricky thought it be funny to shit on my Pink Sock. This is one gnarly Milwaukee Chocolate Strawberry."
by Jay Shepherd May 27, 2023
When your partner clamps your penis between their knees and squeezes as hard as they can. If applied for sufficient time, the bellend will resemble a strawberry.
by Trumptonvicar July 20, 2017
by NinjaCody33 November 17, 2022
"Dude, did you hear Ceci likes getting strawberry cheesecakes?"
"No way?? I could have sworn she was totally vanilla."
"No way?? I could have sworn she was totally vanilla."
by Cranky Copter January 03, 2017
A cocktail make with tequila, orange juice, grenadine, a splash of period blood, with cherries all around the rim
Hey Michelle, you wanna get a Strawberry mcsquezzy dezzy to drink? Since you're on your period, it might cancel out!
by COPA7 November 06, 2022
A cocktail made with tequila, orange juice, grenadine, and a splash of period blood with a cherry rim(cherries all around the rim)
Hey Michelle, you wanna try the Strawberry McSquezzy Dezzy? Since you're on your period, it might cancel it out!
Thanks Anne, but I had one this morning
Thanks Anne, but I had one this morning
by COPA7 November 06, 2022