Johana & Steven

Two amazing people who are one of the best couples not only this but they are powerful together they are both sweet and a very cute couple alot girls will be jealous of steven and johana because they are so cute together they will even go as far as trying to breaking them up but it's not possible their connection and love is too powerful Johana loves using Steven sweater and hugging him together they are the couple who everyone jealous of and wishes they could a relationship like them they are so powerful together she texted him really fast and he is dry but is kind and cares for her they both love each other alot of girls will try to break steven and johana but they won't so there's no point in trying they both are sporty Steven's usually do basketball and track and football johana's usually do basketball but aren't that good at it soccer a little of track and volleyball Steven usually should help johana learn how to play basketball better and Steven's give johana their sweater on fieldtrips they are inseparable and yea at the beginning Steven's will want to focus on themselves but at the end they will end up realizing their feelings for johana and won't be able to get her off his mind and steven and johana will have a Spotify playlist together that johana mostly listens too but he still is in it point is they are good together Johana is usually a girl who has long hair and she usually Mexican and half something else Steven is usually a boy who is Vietnamese
Rachel:I wished I had an relationship like johana & steven they are so cute together

Jakie: ik Johana & steven are soo good together uhhh I wish I had that relationship

Rachel:me too uhhhh I'll try to break them up

Jakie:so many people already and Johana & steven arent intreasted on anyone else exept eachother i even tried its so hard it's like their meant to be uhhhh
by Idk hi._. November 20, 2023
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Stevenism

Steven: Better never then late
Jon: that was a stevenism
by Seagullsflytogether June 12, 2021
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Steven burns it

When you really mean something and you want people to know it’s true you Steven burns it
Yeh he really pushed him off a deck, I Steven burns it
by Noojo January 23, 2021
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Steven

A super charming, handsome and wise man, his heart is super special.

I pretend I don't, but I'm head over heels

If you have a steven never let him go!! He's a keeper and so handsome.
He melts my heart and hypnotise me with his eyes.
Steven will melt you let butter
by Lovellove January 23, 2022
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steven

steven is a bitch ass nigga and smells like shit, what the fuck why this nigga even alive rn. please someone kill this kid jesus christ. he gets no play and his dick smells like cottage cheese.
ew wtf is he doing here steven smells
by Monkeymeat December 29, 2022
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stevens

A simp with a 401(k) and posts in /r/investing
Who's more autistic - r/wsb for yolo calls, or the stevens over at r/investing who still advise letting their 401k ride out a volatile 15% drop because it's better to leave your money in the market rather than time it, and after all it'll surely recover to break even in 4 years or so.
by LiliWhite March 9, 2020
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Stevens

In the lore of Valley Highschool, Richard Stevens, commonly referred to as Stevens, is the god of the raisins. When he consumes raisins, he grows all powerful and can rip a child apart atom by atom with nothing but a blink of an eye. He attempts to hide his power as the raisin god by pretending to hate raisins because even the thought of raisins makes him aggressively cum everywhere, destroying everything his cum touches due to its high radioactivity.
Did you know that the Chernobyl disaster was caused by Stevens cumming after eating 2.5 million pounds of raisins in half a second? It only took him 3% of his power, as anything over 10% of his power would devastate Earth into a powerful nuclear holocaost and perminantly irradiate Earth ending all life in it and if he uses anything over 15% of his power it will rip apart the universe atom by atom.

Oh, Jeremy, did you hear about Stevens the raisin god destroying a village filled with children to tear them apart to help him overcome his massive amount of energy he gained from eating two raisins? It made him use .2 percent of his power.
by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019
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