Squeezy

Slang for "Squeeze me", which is slang for "Excuse me".

*Ryan moves past Tony*
Ryan: Squeezy.

by rtivey01 April 22, 2018

squeezing the sponge

When an ex asks for more money for things that should already be covered by child support.

Also when an ex files for child support arrears despite being fully paid.

“She’s got him by the balls and really squeezing the sponge for that orthodontist bill.”

“She spent all the child support on a new truck for her boyfriend, now she’s squeezing the sponge to pay for the kid’s summer clothes”

“The County takes half your income even if you’re caught up. They really squeeze the sponge”

by Fact Based Person January 30, 2018

squeezing the olive

Having a poo

I was desperate for a poo, I disappeared into the bathroom, squeezing the olive

by chrisbibby August 16, 2018

Squeege

Usually a man who is a tattle tale, or goes out of their way to get other people in trouble, even at the expense of setting them up to do it.

Watch what you're doing around him cause he's a little squeege.

by Shell -Shell August 19, 2018

Squeazel

Squeazel: an animal resembling a small rodent, typically otter-like, with a penchant for dressing in drag, specifically girdles and corsets.

Henry rushed out to his chicken coop, only to see a squeazel making off why his prize cock.

by FloggingRosie September 2, 2018

squeeben

This is a term for a person who is an absolute dad. Like this guy wears the Nike Newbalances, loves the smooth taste of Girzzly Pouches and diet dew (He has diabetes). He also works at a salt factory.

That guy over there is an absolute squeeben. I wish he were my dad.

by Aruugala October 29, 2018

Squeezy

A vape

Ay man you got that squeezy
Yeah wanna hit?
Yessir

by Gerald from home ec November 9, 2018