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The Turd Song

The turd song was originally from BTR’s TV show on Nickelodeon. It first exist on the first episode where James sang a good song At an audition and then Gustavo turned and said that James has no talent and then Kendall came in front of stage telling Gustavo that “NO TALENT, UR THE ONE WITH NO TALENT IN 10 years” and Gustavo said one of his old songs was a hit 9yrs ago, and then Kendal jumped on top of his desk and sang that old song (in an insulting way) Gustavo mentioned, and then they called security. And then Kendall sang the turd song kicking the stuff in the table.

So when you’re pissed off by someone, you just jumped on top of their desk and sing the turd song at that person and kick their stuff off the desk while singing the turd song.

Lyrics:
Oh you’re such a turd.
Oh yeah a giant turd.
You look like a turd.
And you smell like a turd.
Miss Best: Alright class, can somebody explain what is respiration

Everyone: uhhh uhhhh uhhhhhhhhh

Miss best: Grrrr Everyone stand up on your chairs and hands up your head.

Everybody complains*

Me *looks at an airplane flying by*

Miss best: *in an angry way* Why the heck you weren’t watching me while I was teaching about respiration.

Me: GRRRRRRRR YOU STUPID BITCH, YOU HAD ME STANDING ON MY DESK FOR HOURS WITH MY HANDS ON MY HEAD LIKE A GODDAMN SLAVE, SO WHATS SO WRONG TO WATCH A BLOODY AIRPLANE PASSES *goes on top of her desk* YOU UGLY ASS WHORE YOU ARE THE TEACHER WHO MADE STUDENTS LIVES MISERABLE AND WE CANT TAKE IT ON. OH BY THE WAY HERE A SONG FOR YOU *Sings the turd song*

Miss best: you’re going to Detention for calling me bitch and whore and going on my desk and singing some song and kicking my crap from my desk.

Me: *kicks the bitch on her face*
by EMD F59PHI August 21, 2024
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make a song day

On november 4 it’s make a song day. Make a song with a ukulele guitar or piano any instrument you want
Carol: Hey Kyle can i hear the song you made?
Kyle: Uhh...Ohh it’s make a song day today
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Skibidi Toilet Rizz song

A new type of brainrot, now it is also spread through songs

Lankybox made this brainrot, THE ULTIMATE BRAINROT.

PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN. DONT LET THEM SEE SKIBIDI TOILET. Its the last hope of the Alpha generation. THE LAST HOPE OF HUMANITY
Skibidi Toilet Rizz song:

Verse 1
I show meat, to make you feel the beat
Skibidi Toilet Garten of Banban rizz
Sigma, rizz
That's a W right there
That’s not, very sigma of you
Brrr skibidi dop dop dop dop dop yes yes
Skibidi dop uh… di
Di, I have no rizz levels
Here in Genshin Impact, I don't touch grass
Yeah, yeah

Verse 2
Guys, what one is your favorite?
Huggy Wuggy, Seek, Scary Blue
Zumbo Sauce, Banban, Nabnab
Um, I forgot his name, the frog dude
And, um, yeah, Snow Sеline, Banbalina
Stinger Flynn, Opila Bird, and Awesomе Huggy Wuggy
This is, uh, me but, I don't like really wanna use it
Um, Blue, and uh, I mean, Kissy Missy, Killy Willy
Um, Choo Choo Charles, right
Boxy Boo but like, not evil
And we have Evil Boxy Boo
We have oink, oink, oink
We have Creepy Green
We have um, Huggy, Huggy, Happy Wuggy
Look at how happy he is
And here we have uh, what the hell?
We have, uh, what the hell?
We have, uh, what the hell?
We have um, we have um, what the hell?
Nobody cares Huggy Wuggy
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Get tickets as low as $68
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The Coconut Song

A song about all the private parts of a human’s anatomy, so it goes;
Coconut, coconut (breasts)
Big banana (penis)
2 marshmallows (testicles),
One sultana (anus/buttocks)
And a big lasagne (vagina)
The song playing at the store was The Coconut Song.
by TheRealMinecrafter December 19, 2019
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DOG SONG

an song made of dogs.... if that wasn't obvious.
an song that only plays in under tale if,
A) you die to sans if you use mercy

B) you attempt to get the orb but the white toby DOGE consumes the orb, making it DOGE residence
by someone else thats not u February 8, 2021
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Euro Song Cringe

The increasingly prevalent phenomenon observed annually during the Eurovision Song Contest, characterized by an exquisite blend of baffling sartorial choices, questionable vocal performances, and lyrical masterpieces that defy all known laws of artistic merit. Often results in involuntary shudders, a profound appreciation for musical silence, and a sudden, inexplicable urge to move to a remote island with no internet access. Not to be confused with "camp" or "ironic enjoyment," as Eurovision Song Cringe is typically experienced despite one's best efforts to remain entertained.
- WTF was that?, My ears are bleeding. It gave me Euro Song Cringe.
by Mvina May 22, 2025
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Song Hyeongjun

Song hyeongjun will always be the best person to be around. hyeongjun is the most adorable and cuddly boy that ever lived. He is shy at first, but once you get to know him, he is something else. He is one of many talents and abilities. he is as gentle, sweet, and cuddly as a puppy. Born on November 30, 2002.He is the greatest person ever born on that day and will always be.he is the best baby ever and i love him more than anyone else!!
♡ He loves Shatha ♡
Song hyeongjun,lemon,best dancer,puppy
by juniiemelody November 30, 2020
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