Asshole cops who tend to be rejects from other precints. They use the "Entrapment" "Tail and Ticket" and "Radar That Only I Can Read" methods to ticket people, typically college students and the elderly. They earn kick backs on the number of tickets they write.
They also will ticket you for speeding while passing a slower vehicle in a two way road. Apparently, one can pass a vehicle legally, unless you exceed the marked speed to pass the said vehicle.
Tend to be among the lowest of officers in the police caste system, yet highest ranking in State affairs. Some of the gualifications are as follow:
-Egotistical
-Asshole Traits
-Zealous
-Posses an un-deserved sense of accomplishment
-Redneck
-Backass and closed minded
-Must own Walmart Aviators
-Be unswayable
They also will ticket you for speeding while passing a slower vehicle in a two way road. Apparently, one can pass a vehicle legally, unless you exceed the marked speed to pass the said vehicle.
Tend to be among the lowest of officers in the police caste system, yet highest ranking in State affairs. Some of the gualifications are as follow:
-Egotistical
-Asshole Traits
-Zealous
-Posses an un-deserved sense of accomplishment
-Redneck
-Backass and closed minded
-Must own Walmart Aviators
-Be unswayable
"That State Trooper cock sucker ticketed me for going 78 in a 70 while trying to pass someone going 45 in the 70..."
"I got ticketed by the wannabe Chuck Norris over there who doesn't realize he's a state trooper, not a Texas Ranger"
"I got ticketed by the wannabe Chuck Norris over there who doesn't realize he's a state trooper, not a Texas Ranger"
by Tiredofbeingticketed November 2, 2008
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A word or nickname for the sport Association Football and to bring about less confusion in other sports: American Football, Australian Rules Football, etc.
Contrary to popular belief "Soccer" was not coined by the Americans, but by the founding fathers of the "current" game and took the root abbreviation from the word AsSOCiation.
It's played on rectangular field called the "pitch" with 10 players and 1 Goalkeeper. Two 45 minutes halves.
The game usually called a "match" involves the use of the feet and or head. Play the ball with your hand or arm is illegal.
Object is to the ball in the opponents goal, goals are worth 1 point. The team with the most points wins the match.
The game allows a minimal amount of contact, though considerably less that American Football.
A word or nickname for the sport Association Football and to bring about less confusion in other sports: American Football, Australian Rules Football, etc.
Contrary to popular belief "Soccer" was not coined by the Americans, but by the founding fathers of the "current" game and took the root abbreviation from the word AsSOCiation.
It's played on rectangular field called the "pitch" with 10 players and 1 Goalkeeper. Two 45 minutes halves.
The game usually called a "match" involves the use of the feet and or head. Play the ball with your hand or arm is illegal.
Object is to the ball in the opponents goal, goals are worth 1 point. The team with the most points wins the match.
The game allows a minimal amount of contact, though considerably less that American Football.
by macky592 July 8, 2011
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A soccer fag is anyone who has an extensive interest in-
-the game soccer
-the equipement of soccer
-the 'atheletes' of soccer
-homosexuality
These complete douche bags also find it amusing to talk in a wog accent...
They also-
- refuse to acknowledge any other sport besides their own sport from which their name derives from. No matter how masculine and anti-soccer the sport is, it is aparently gay and no comparison to the sport in which 55% of all games end in 0-0.
Also note they refuse to call their 'sport' its true name, they insist on calling it football and not soccer.
Advice: AVOID AT ALL COSTS!
-the game soccer
-the equipement of soccer
-the 'atheletes' of soccer
-homosexuality
These complete douche bags also find it amusing to talk in a wog accent...
They also-
- refuse to acknowledge any other sport besides their own sport from which their name derives from. No matter how masculine and anti-soccer the sport is, it is aparently gay and no comparison to the sport in which 55% of all games end in 0-0.
Also note they refuse to call their 'sport' its true name, they insist on calling it football and not soccer.
Advice: AVOID AT ALL COSTS!
Athelete: Hey man, sorry i didnt talk to you before, i had to get to *any sport other than soccer* practice. How are you?
Soccer fag: *in awful wog accent* oh you dont play football wtf bro! are you gay?! football is da best football 4 life eshays!
Athelete: No, speak english you retard!
Soccer fag: *in awful wog accent* oh you dont play football wtf bro! are you gay?! football is da best football 4 life eshays!
Athelete: No, speak english you retard!
by BIG DIESEL! September 29, 2009
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Anyway, as you can tell by the word, it involves a penis entering a woman's (usually, can be a man's) eye socket, and utterly destroying the eye during the penetration and sexual act. This is usually not consensual sex, thus why it is called "Eye Socket Rape", though I know at least one incident where it was consensual.
It's in the last issue of that comic, anyway.
Anyway, as you can tell by the word, it involves a penis entering a woman's (usually, can be a man's) eye socket, and utterly destroying the eye during the penetration and sexual act. This is usually not consensual sex, thus why it is called "Eye Socket Rape", though I know at least one incident where it was consensual.
It's in the last issue of that comic, anyway.
In the last issue of that comic, that creepy guy eye socket rapes his demure mail-order alien bride.
by Dizzy January 21, 2005
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by Allie Bronstein January 29, 2005
Get the samo soccer mug.When having sex, you pull out right before you ejaculate. Take a water gun and jizz inside of it. Then squirt it all over your girl and scream like the kids in the super soaker commercials.
"My girl wanted a super soaker last night, I had to use the water gun from your bedroom." "Fuck you."
by maxwantsjustice June 6, 2011
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