sataninati

A sect that combines Satanism and Illuminati, and whom have extra respect for the LGBT+ people. It's basically the opposite of Christianity. Spread the word and join, please. We're fucking desperate.

Person 1: "Have ya heard of this new sect Sataninati?"

Person 2: "Yeah I heard, we should join!"

by that is not my real name March 20, 2019

Satan's Load

The unfortunate occurrence of someone consuming too many hot fries/Cheetos and drinking milk with it, and then throwing it back up later.

"Dude I threw up hot fries and milk and it felt like Satan skull fucked me and blew his load so hard I projectiled like the exorcist!"

"dude, I ate hot fries and drank milk with it and it made me throw up so hard it felt like I got skull fucked and forcefed Satan's load"

by luvaddict88 March 31, 2019

Sata

pure anime girl, must be protected at all costs, if you find one, PROTECC

Dude that girl is a Sata

by ItalianVapi April 13, 2019

Satan’s Testicles

Very hot as in degrees

It’s as hot as Satan’s Testicles

by PUSSYFUCKER12345 June 1, 2019

Satanstick

Lower male extremeties that seem to grasp ahold of the minds of opposite sex (ie females or males etc ...) In such a way that end results will ultimately wound up engulfed in flames both metaphorically and litterally.

Hey Hector your satanstick is showing, put it away before you scare the children.

by Caroline A Murphy August 12, 2019

satan's snack

a person so cute it's sinful. this does not mean that that it is sexual in its self, it just means that the person is very cute. ( it can be used in a sexual and non-sexual way)

it is a non-gender specific term. anyone can be a satan's snack

girl 1: girl, you are such a satan's snack *finger guns*
girl 2: aw shucks, you're so sweet. I'm happy that I dumped that dipshit Branden for you.

OR

friend 1: my friend is so cute!
friend 2: he is a snack
friend 3: no, he's a satan's snack
friend 1 & 2: agreed.

by Mip the meme boi August 23, 2019

Satanist

Basically that one chick that loves Satan a little to much (LOOKING AT YOU KAREN)

Person 1: You know karen?
Person 2: Oh yeah isn't she the Satanist who killed all them people?
Person 1: Oh My God! I heard a rumor that she dry humped Satan at a sacrificial birthday party for her 7 year old cousin who had peppa pig in his colon.
Person 2: OMG! PEPPA WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HIS COLON!

by Defo not Karen August 26, 2019