simple shit

Something so simple a brain-dead potato with no eyes could do it blindfolded.

Problem is that some people find simple shit really tough or even impossible to understand.

To further understand it, read the examples. This is simple shit.

Tommy: nnngggfff mffff ngggggmmmm
Daddy: It's 20 below and you lick the lamp post? Come on, this is simple shit.
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Dick: I got 3rd degree burns and can't sit or shit without agony. Aaaagh!

Joe: You tried to light a fart! This is simple shit.
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Annie:My shit tastes horrid!
Suzy: God, Annie, this is such simple shit.
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by verbusaccidentibus August 10, 2010

Roblox Simulators

Rushed trash games on the online kids platform Roblox. These games are cancerous and just want your money. This is in the top five things not to spend your money on. Say someone made a simulator, what could they call it? Lets say they call it "fire simulator" you can literally take any word and make it into a simulator. Lets say in fire simulator you light fires or something, and you are supposed to light more fires to level up, and theres always a bag of some sort you have to buy with the in -game currency. And theirs the shop, things get harder and harder to get so the player wants to level up faster, so whats the solution, the robux shop. And here is overpriced trash game passes that the money hungry developers want. Theres always like 15 game passes on every simulator. The icons look like they are having so much fun, in reality, and come in and see lifeless and soulless people spamming for hours in their home not getting job, but instead playing rob lox simulators and wasting their life sayings on them. The roblox simulators are pay to win, they have robux pets at like 500 robux or something, like 6 dollars for an online virtual pet. But you still see people begging for money to get an virtual pet that gives you boosts in a fire simulator. The developers make a discord server and have a ton of fans celebrating their success on a simulator. The devs are happy that they made a pay to win game. To make a definition short : trash games that want your money.

Person 1: hey what are you playing today?
Person 2: Oh im just spending 3000 robux on an virtual pet in roblox.
Person 1: Don't spend all your money on roblox simulators

by joey65890 October 22, 2020

Greed Simmons

A nickname for the most rudest, greediest, cheesiest, most arrogant cock in the music business, the one and only you wanted the Greediest, while you got the Greediest, the biggest douche bag in the world; GENE SIMMONS

I use to think KISS was cool; that was until Greed Simmons started marketing the KISS name and logo with just about everything under the Sun; I am surprised there isn't a KISS Hemorrhoid Cream on the market.

by Kazzy Mayhem July 15, 2007

Simmer

Calm the fuck down.

Man, Alanna really needs to simmer. she's spazzing on everyone.

by Khenry September 13, 2010

Blow J. Simpson

Getting a blow job while driving a bronco getting chased by the cops, then when you nut you pop that bitch with your 9. Almost always results in some sort of jail time.

I got a very nice Blow J. Simpson yesterday.

by apac666 August 25, 2008

an Oj Simpson

It is when you are drinking a glass of orange juice with a loved one and out of no where murder her and leave a glove at the scene of the crime

"Dude I totally gave my woman an OJ Simpson

by the Roflsaur October 13, 2005

Simon Le Bon

The lead vocalist to Duran Duran and Arcadia.

Simon Le Bon has the very best voice ever I Love Him <<3

by simonlebonswife April 20, 2009