Splenda shits

Major pressurized volcanic bowel movement as a result of injesting Splenda.

Man,my wife swapped sugar for Splenda in the Kool aid and the kids and I got the Splenda Shits!

Thanks to the Splenda Shits I'm now able to fit in my Speedo.

Had the Splenda Shits so bad last night I had to pay my ass with Horse sauve.

by J.R. 1 November 17, 2023

wingstop shits

The horrible, gut wrenching, shower curtain gripping shits that come out 2 hours after eating wingstop, the ones that make your pants, socks and shirt come off.

"ava help me I have the wingstop shits"
ava: "IM PRAYIN FOR U BIG DAWG"

by Bootylicker3005 November 25, 2023

Aloha Shits

Shits you get at beginning and end of period

I have the Aloha shits part II., Can't wait to be done!

by Dinkus Dog March 25, 2024

Blows shits

When a person loses their temper at you and just starts accusing you

We’re good most of the time until she blows shits.

by Battered man June 5, 2024

blueberry shits

The specific diarrhea caused by eating too many blueberries. Often, this is a symptom of either an intolerance to blueberries, or an underlying condition such as IBS.

I ate a whole pint of blueberries earlier, now I've got the blueberry shits.

by Chronic Owwie December 31, 2024

The Shits

When you are shitting really really badly, to the point of it being something like constipation or diarrhea.

1: "Dude, I ate so much fiber. I am having the shits so badly!"

2: "It's because you downed that whole bag of almonds!"

by SomeonetookMax January 25, 2025

Titty shits

titty shits (n.)
The explosive, uncontrollable diarrhea that occurs immediately after someone aggressively motorboats you during sex, usually because they just chugged half a bottle of cheap rosé and three shots of Fireball on an empty stomach.

"Bro, I was deep in a titty-fuck with this chick from the bar when she suddenly clenched, let out this demonic gurgle, and gave me the wettest, warmest titty shits of my entire life—straight-up turned my chest into a goddamn crime scene while she moaned like nothing happened."

by Xanderbadger February 25, 2026