by Sea siren October 12, 2018

The act of greeting a person with a hand shake after wiping your anus and not washing your hands. This is a common occurrence in the workplace.
Jaybird, I just saw Old man Chinnuz walking out of the shitter without washing his hads to give you a fecal hand shake
by bobachop June 19, 2011

Similar to spanking the monkey, waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.
by InfinityMan October 24, 2020

A dance where you shake your money maker for an absurd amount of time. Caution this takes a ridic amount of cardio endurance.
Gurrl I did the fukushima shake down from open to close at the club, I feel like I just ran a marathon
by pack-a-punch a pack-a-punch April 16, 2011

"Hey what are you going to eat tonight?"
"I'm going to eat some of my special protein shake, IT'S QUITE NUTRITIOUS!"
"I'm going to eat some of my special protein shake, IT'S QUITE NUTRITIOUS!"
by KawaiiPotatoLikesCookieMesh February 15, 2018

by DatGuy Miller November 20, 2019

by The White Tailback August 24, 2004
