Sex

sex is when you keep humping someone REALLY hard. also said like this xoxo.

ayye ayye ayye said two people having sex

by derekdejeuseroma December 25, 2019

Sex

The thing I will be doing with your mother tonight.

Your mother: We are going to eat earlier this evening because I will have sex later tonight with the person writing this definition.

by S_00_S September 5, 2021

Sex

Sex is awesome it’s with someone you love dearly and you just started gotten it off and it happened you guys love eachother and you guys wanna make baby’s but if your a weirdo and you just do it to see someone’s ass or boobs or Leno’s then your a sicko I’m sorry but it’s true

Guy 1Dude last night I had a one night stand with this awesome sexy ass girl
guy2 how was the sex did you lick her real good?

guy1 yeah about that I made her pregnant I like her vagina to much and her big ass and boobs

by Do you know meeeee????? November 26, 2017

Sex

Get off the internet and go pray and go to church or perhaps touch some grass

Please get some help or find a real person and not reading sex stories on Urban dictionary

by GrassToucher April 15, 2022

Sex

yummy

god sex is so yummy

by yumyumsexsexyum February 19, 2022

Sex

What people waste time doing

Sex is pointless

by DeviLs brOther June 12, 2021

Sex

The one I have with your mom, and the one I have with your dad

Person A: Are you a man or a woman?
Person B: Yes
Person A: Okay, what’s your sex?
Person B: What do you mean?
Person A: No I mean like, what’s in your pants?
Person B: Poop?
Person A: No, what’s between your legs?
Person B: Which one, your mom or your dad?

by yourmomdotcom420 November 11, 2021