to salt both sides of the pretzel

To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."

John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.

by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010

Salt water taffy

The salt water taffy; When you take one ball and one ball only from your nut sack, and roll up on both sides (so it looks like a salt water taffy wrapper). Take a picture and send it to your boys.

Yo dude wtf Jaden just hit me with a salt water taffy!

by Retardation foundation October 13, 2025

Salt binch

epic group, tpose fam, actually annoying but kind

yo, look at that Salt Binch, i wanna hate on them

by Hulsky March 7, 2019

Salt

When ur gf is toxic so u say “I sense toxic” and she sends it back like “I SeNsE tOxIc”

Person 1: yo I got snitched on
Person 2: I told u they were salty bro

by Centenario1963 October 20, 2019

salted queer

A person that is bad at disc golf

Get a life you salted queer

by Callsok February 5, 2023

Salt-N-Pepa Chinchilla

When an ugly looking black female is covered by semen from multiple men.

“This one chick named Gayonna was the recipient of a Salt-N-Pepa Chinchilla”

by bham69420 January 4, 2023

Sex Smelling Salts

A woman wakes her man up by dipping her fingers in her wet pussy and lathering it on his sleeping mouth lips.

'She woke me up with those sweet sex smelling salts this morning.'

by RedNexDex April 20, 2024