Counter Stink

The act of masking another person's fart or offensive odor with a fart or offensive smell of your own.

There comes a time in every person's life when you are trapped somewhere with a foul smell. The single defense you have to offer is your own ass. And that is what will save your life.

My husband let a huge fart in the car and I, in turn, let a counter stink to save my own life.

I counter stink when ever I have a gassy dance partner.

My friends armpits smell like sour cream and chives, so I often run three miles then wipe my armpits off with his head, as an alternative counter stink method.

Sometimes I hold in my farts just in case I need a back up counter stink.

by Cheen Kween February 25, 2011

Stink Pants

when a person is wearing clothes that has been left in the washer for to long because they are lazy or just forgetful and now smells like mildew and mold.

Person 1: WTF is that smell..

Person 2: Its that Stink Pants over there...

Person 1: Ey Stink Pants the hell man u making the whole place smell like shit.

Stink Pants: Its not my fault, my mom is lazy n always forget to dry my clothes

by TheKingJack November 12, 2011

rock the stink

Finger an anus. Signaled as all but the middle fingers up. Derived from the hand made when fingering, like a rock gesture, and in the anus, the stink.

I'm horny, I want to rock the stink.

by TheCreativeMind August 28, 2011

stink bag

when you dropping logs the doo doo water slaps up on your nutsack

Mannnn, Ryan and Joe are playing shit swords, you know they boxers gonna stink when they cover their stink bags.

by Da JH Man November 23, 2021

Stink

Stink had many different definitions. But most recently stink has been used in a tik tok trend indicating its use as a nickname for a romantic partner.

BF: “What do you want for dinner stink?”
GF: “Haha new nickname? I feel like pizza”

by Mostlymae May 28, 2023

Wool headed stink monkey

Derogatory term for an African American with wool-like curly hair.

“Get this wool headed stink monkey out of my store before it steals any more of my watermelon seeds.”

by CoonCob May 30, 2023

rug-munching stink finger

When you're eating out a bitch and simultaneously fingering the chocolate starfish.

Yo you know that chick I met at the bar last night? I gave her the old rug-munching stink finger.

by Big_T_lil_y March 16, 2023