steven jigsaw

Fictional name invented by Alexander Davies of Elliot Minor during the prank call webisode (Webisode 20).

The reason that I'm changing my name when I get older, and what I'm changing it to.

Hi there, my name's Steven Jigsaw

by The SquirrelMeister February 22, 2008

Student Juice

Red Bull, Relentless, Lucozade - Basically any beverage marketed as energy drinks.

Consumed excessively by students when a long night of last-minute work lies ahead.

"Man, look at Rob's eyes, how he managed to work on his dissertation all night is beyond me"

"Probably all that student juice he's had"

by tomharding August 17, 2008

Student ID

You're muthafuckin identification card. The greatest goddamn thing in the world. You want to be fucking identified? That fucker can identify your ass! Do you feel an unresistable urge to bitch slap the hell out of a hoe? Take that fucking ID and Slap dat bitch! Mutha Fuck the Police when you have that swag ass ID on you. You forget your drivers license at a satanic ritual! Prove yourself through this piece of fucking plastic shit. Do you want to fuck shit up as a motherfucking ninja?!?!?!?!?!? Fucking throw that bitch ass motherfucking shit card at someone's godforsaken ass! IF YOU HAVE DAT STUDENT IDEA, YOU CAN SLIDE INTO THE DM'S OF ANY BODACIOUS BABE. LEGIT THE MOST FUCKING BADASS MOTHERFUCKING SHOT OF ALL TIME

Greg: Hey you're a hoe ass bitch. :) lel

You: FUCK YOURE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT GREG. LET ME DESTROY YOUR ASS YA HOE
you: *whips out Student ID"

Greg: *MUTHAFUCKING ASSHOLE DESTROYED AS YOU REKTED HIS BITCH ASS. THAT'S RIGHT! NO ONE NEEDS YOUR SHIT GREG

by AnalSpasm October 6, 2015

Steven Hawking

When you have a cold and you "hawk" a lugie on your own cock for lubricant.

Thank God for flu season.

Why?

Last night this chick was do dry I had to Steven Hawking her.

by Jon Testing February 4, 2018

Steven Universe

Steven Universe is an american show that features Steven and his magical family, the Crystal Gems. Him being half human and half gem, he takes on the responsibility of his deceased mother Rose Quartz, leader of a rebellion against Homeworld, who isn’t who the legends say she is.

Steven Universe is my favorite show!
Steven Universe{ needs therapy.
I love Steven Universe, but he’s going to become corrupted.

by urnewbestfriend January 31, 2020

Brendan stevens

A derpy little prick who shows off all the time and thinks he's street when he's upper middle class.
All in all a show of and a twat.

"your such a fucking Brendan Stevens"

by get out of my swamp July 31, 2016

professional student

One who is studying for a professional graduate degree; particularly a law, medical, dentistry, veterinary, or business student.

Man, what are all these undergrads' cars doing in the garage? As a professional student, I should get priority.

by Rhythmgen January 20, 2010