Simon

A Simon is a person with a huge pp. it’s as long as an anaconda and as thick as a soda can. A Simon will also fuck your girlfriend. Tip: if you have a girlfriend and a friend named Simon, keep them apart cuz he will slay her pussy.

Joe: Hey, Simon fucked my girlfriend last night
Bob: me too!

by DoobleShit July 31, 2021

Simon

In Twitter terms: usually a journalist, only FT account called Simon is Simples1976, a member of Juice Basement

Person 1: oh Simon tweeted
Person 2: which one?
Person 1: Simples1976

by Simples1976 August 6, 2021

Simona Morganti

una ragazza che puzza di piedi con un gatto bianco

X: “Ciao la senti anche ti questa puzza?”
Io: “Si, è Simona Morganti”

by desynotpog August 8, 2021

Shmoney

A word to describe Syrians who think they’re in a gang.

Look at all those shmoneys trying to pick up shtoops on Ave m

by Localsy September 16, 2021

Simon

Simon is a person who loves to bully kye and also love a good hoover. He loves fish curry

Simon is kyes worst nightmare

by anonymous September 20, 2021

Simon kalivoda

Simon kalivoda is the best, funniest, hottest character in fear street he didn't deserve to die ofc. He's also jaslenes bf (I'll share ig 🙄🙄) anyways he's so hot and i just love him you probably do to whoever is reading this would love him anyways bye for now

"Who's Simon kalivoda?"
"Hes the hottest dead person ever"

by Urmomshotgf September 26, 2021

simon

a very attractive black male with perfect teeth very fun too hang around with his a player so ladies watch out and dont fall in love with that sexy as nigga

simon is so sexy man

by johnshs September 28, 2021