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SoCal Seasonal Schadenfreude

The experience of pleasure, joy, or self-satisfaction that comes from learning of or witnessing the troubles of severe winter weather “back east,” in other parts of the country where one had previously lived, while on a beach or in a pool in the Southern Californian sun at 65°F or higher.
So many posted weather app screenshots about how gnarly cold it is that I got SoCal Seasonal Schadenfreude, fer sher.
by Etherpixel January 7, 2018
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Emotional Season Ticket Holder

Your tier 1 friends who are always there for you, and who emotionally attend every moment of your life, just like season ticket holders attend every game for their cherished sports team.
GS: Gurl, when are you going to announce your new job?

PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.
by Mike109999 September 22, 2025
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Seasoned tictac

Saying someone is a seasoned tictac is a very big insult, as seasoned tictacs are disgusting like put some salt, pepper and chilli flakes on tictacs that would be a nasty concoction.
Oi, Roadman ting you seasoned tictac
by Seasoned gal March 27, 2021
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Seasonal Ratchet Disorder

A condition by which an individual is adversely affected by winter weather conditions resulting in atypical ratchet and/or promiscuous sexual behavior.
It's only November and I see that Seasonal Ratchet Disorder is in full effect.

Do you have Seasonal Ratchet Disorder or is this just a regular thing?
by mn1234 November 6, 2022
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hollyday season

Da end-of-da-year period when ya see lots of wreaths and garlands festooning homes and businesses.
Da term "hollyday season" could also be a sarcastic term to describe da merely-traditional-and-commercialized nature of Christmas dat many modern-day people seem to consider it, in dat they may indeed buy lavish gifts and put up cheery festive decorations, yet they do not seem to make much if any effort to actually behave any differently or improve their treatment of others during dat period.
by QuacksO December 24, 2022
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banger season

The season in which sexual intercourse is performed at least ten times within three weeks. From there, intercourse must be preformed three times within each following week. This goes until death or until the streak is broken.
Man 1: Dude my girlfriend and I are finally in banger season
Man 2: Nice! Don't forget to keep the streak going though
by BottomDaddy4Life January 26, 2017
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nonog season

Nonog season.... The time when you can't buy eggnog anymore. HaHa Lyle it's almost nonog season!
He went to every grocery store trying to buy eggnog but alas there was none to be found nonog season is apon us.
by RettaLeigh December 19, 2022
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