1. Satan: *Punishes the evil*
God: You are evil.
2. Satan: *Accepts sins*
God: Every single human being who lied once has to die.
3. Satan: *Has goat as his head*
God: All goats must die.
4. Satan: *Accepts everyone*
God: I hate gays, women, and other religions.
God: You are evil.
2. Satan: *Accepts sins*
God: Every single human being who lied once has to die.
3. Satan: *Has goat as his head*
God: All goats must die.
4. Satan: *Accepts everyone*
God: I hate gays, women, and other religions.
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A sect that combines Satanism and Illuminati, and whom have extra respect for the LGBT+ people. It's basically the opposite of Christianity. Spread the word and join, please. We're fucking desperate.
by that is not my real name March 20, 2019
Get the sataninati mug.The unfortunate occurrence of someone consuming too many hot fries/Cheetos and drinking milk with it, and then throwing it back up later.
"Dude I threw up hot fries and milk and it felt like Satan skull fucked me and blew his load so hard I projectiled like the exorcist!"
"Dude I threw up hot fries and milk and it felt like Satan skull fucked me and blew his load so hard I projectiled like the exorcist!"
"dude, I ate hot fries and drank milk with it and it made me throw up so hard it felt like I got skull fucked and forcefed Satan's load"
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Get the Satan’s Testicles mug.Lower male extremeties that seem to grasp ahold of the minds of opposite sex (ie females or males etc ...) In such a way that end results will ultimately wound up engulfed in flames both metaphorically and litterally.
by Caroline A Murphy August 12, 2019
Get the Satanstick mug.a person so cute it's sinful. this does not mean that that it is sexual in its self, it just means that the person is very cute. ( it can be used in a sexual and non-sexual way)
it is a non-gender specific term. anyone can be a satan's snack
it is a non-gender specific term. anyone can be a satan's snack
girl 1: girl, you are such a satan's snack *finger guns*
girl 2: aw shucks, you're so sweet. I'm happy that I dumped that dipshit Branden for you.
OR
friend 1: my friend is so cute!
friend 2: he is a snack
friend 3: no, he's a satan's snack
friend 1 & 2: agreed.
girl 2: aw shucks, you're so sweet. I'm happy that I dumped that dipshit Branden for you.
OR
friend 1: my friend is so cute!
friend 2: he is a snack
friend 3: no, he's a satan's snack
friend 1 & 2: agreed.
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