san antonio smorgasboard

A sexual act when someone shits on your chest, then pisses on it, and then finishes by busting a nut on it. Similar to the Cleveland steamer, but much messier

Jessica thought Ralph was going to deliver a clevland steamer, but to her surprise it was a San antonio smorgasboard

by Perve and swerve January 7, 2018

San Jose Mullet

An individual that has a mullet, believes it's in style, and regularly gets it permed.

Have you seen the chief? She's always had a San Jose Mullet.

by Soldier309 June 16, 2016

San Francisco Breathalyzer

An unusual sexual maneuver in which one partner puts their lips up to the other partner's anus and expels a burp.

"Dude, Mark is into some weird shit. Last night while we were fooling around, he told me to take the rimjob to the next level with a San Francisco Breathalyzer."

by DeathskinRazor January 29, 2017

Comic sans effect

When something is good, but looks a lot worse because of the way people treat it. Like how people hate comic sans because of people misusing the font.

The Comic sans effect completely ruined the killer clown's scariness for me.

by emeraldyes July 7, 2020

San Francisco Steambath

An explosive diarrhea bowel movement in the outdoors, preferably over a pile of snow in the dead of winter.

Pull over by that snow pile. I gotta take a San Francisco Steambath

by Pigjigglo January 23, 2012

San Francisco 49ers

Simply the best team in the NFL. We boast: 5 super bowl rings (about to get a sixth), the best defense, insane running game, and much more!!!!!

Random person #1: Hey, I was at the game last weekend and got to see the San Francisco 49ers kick the Seahawks asses!!
Random person #2: Yeah dude it was pretty sweet, I must say.
Random person #1: I think we've got this super bowl!
Random person #2: Fuck yeah brotha!! Time to add on to that collection of rings!

by jay gee January 19, 2023

San Jose Foos

A collective that is on multiple social media platforms that exclusively covers news, events, memes, and culture in San Jose, California.

Did you see that last post from San Jose Foos?

Yeah, bro don't miss.

by CultureDefined August 14, 2023