River Office

Corporate department with little to no regard for the well-being of their employees, who come and go quickly because of this. It stops being considered a River Office as soon as an employee lasts for longer than 1 month working there.
Tyrone: Damn, every time i go to Gamestop©️ they have an entirely new roster of employees

Jaquanda: Well I heard the boss beats them up on a daily basis and never actually pays salaries. No wonder it is a River Office
by Cajerardo April 07, 2021
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D-Nile River

When you are about to insert your meat stick in either the front or back door and all of a sudden you pre ejaculate in the crevice of your partner crack and now you are in denial. Hence why it’s called D-Nile river! D from your Dick, Nile like the river. Denial because you are ashamed!
I’m so sorry! Your attractiveness caused a D-Nile River running straight to your clean sheets!
by AR13$ November 03, 2022
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Jordan river float

A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"
Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.
by Laxanus November 08, 2020
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A Three Rivers

An upper decker with fries and cole slaw added, a Pittsburgh tradition.
Damn, I did a Three Rivers in Joe’s crapper at the party the other night.
by Doc Fitz September 19, 2020
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Provo river rafting

Mormon "Soaking" with someone jumping in the bed. So it's not against the gospel.
John and Sarah did some provo river rafting last night. I'm glad they are waiting for marriage to have sex
by Mbop May 10, 2023
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Roe River

Roe river is the shortest river in the world bcuz google said so anyway its only 61m (201 feet) long
dude ur penis is as smaller than roe river
by Ivory in Downtown October 08, 2021
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Draggin' The River

To prepare a recovery effort for a corpse in a river
Well if things get worse, I can't shake this curse
Then start draggin' the river for me
by Goodboah1899 July 06, 2023
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