Extreme arm pit perspiration where even prescription deodorant and antiperspirant won't stop the relentless flow of sweat from pouring out, resembling a mighty river.
Person 1
"Oh my God! Look at his gigantic pit stains!" Did someone spray his under arms with a hose?"
Person 2
"No, he just has a bad case of river pits."
"Oh my God! Look at his gigantic pit stains!" Did someone spray his under arms with a hose?"
Person 2
"No, he just has a bad case of river pits."
by Spencer-C9 January 9, 2009
Get the river pitsmug. The opposite of motion in the ocean
by CORRUPTED420BIATCH August 11, 2023
Get the Quiver in the rivermug. by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Call Me River Titi, caUll mUe riVer tiUti, calL mE riveR titI<.7.9.7.6.>mug. I pulled a Toad River Sambo because no one thought I would be capable of being an incredulous, psychotic douche bag.
by tumblebeerumble April 1, 2022
Get the Toad River Sambomug. can be the best lil sibling u will ever have!!
River only likes 1-2 girls his whole life and that is why he will forever be single.
looks really good in a mullet!
River only likes 1-2 girls his whole life and that is why he will forever be single.
looks really good in a mullet!
by Tis,Izla May 7, 2023
Get the Rivermug. by Bigboydirtydan69 June 11, 2018
Get the The Mississippi rivermug. by Why do i even exist September 10, 2023
Get the alan riverermug.