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Relationship Advice

Don't take it from fat-cocks who hooked up with women.
Relationship Guy "MY relationship advice is this: Have long term relationships and DON'T just use women for sex."

Hym "Did YOU hook up with women? How fat is your cock?"

Relationship Guy "Uh... Erm... What does that have to do with anything? It's better! REALLY! Trust me."

Hym "Yeah, I don't trust you that would be stupid- You have a daughter, don't you?"

Relationship Guy "Uuuummm... I don't see what that-"

Hym "And now you're trying to make everyone do the thing you DIDN'T have to do, right? You don't want your daughter getting slutted out the way you slutted out other people's daughters."

Relationship Guy "That's... Um..."

Hym "Yeah, no, kill yourself. You're hypocritical fat-cocked garbage and deserve to die more than everyone who actually ends up dying."
by Hym Iam December 27, 2023
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School relationship

When a couple only goes to each other house and attends the same school
Oh look at that school relationship you never see them out in public
by Cashier23 February 22, 2020
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Lavender Relationship

When two members of the LGBTQ+ community are in a romantic resembling but platonic relationship in order to fit into society.
“Trump got rid of gay marriage so Gene and I are going to be in lavender relationship.”
by Cv87 March 1, 2025
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Relationships

Not if they're only having one because none of the fat-cocks want them.
Hym "Nope. No relationships. Relationships doomed to fail literally 84% of the time. Will destroy your life in a dozen different ways. Bad. Entirely women's fault."
by Hym Iam May 3, 2024
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Subfugitive relationship

We’re going on 3 mounths in our “subfugitive relationship” since he was sprung from prison.
by LL3Y December 11, 2023
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Relationship

The thing two people are in they like each other. Often to have a good relationship the two people have to be like best friends when they’re with each other. Relationships can lead to love and they excuse the fact that the other person is a potato, can’t flirt, gets it wrong sometimes. It’s something I want.
I wish I was in a relationship with ***** because I really him
He is really cute isn’t he
by lsiplaytula February 2, 2019
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Relationship Valet

A liaison for busy people to handle minor and major relationship time management issues
“I’m still at work and busy. I will send the Relationship Valet to handle it.”
by NuclearBeast September 1, 2021
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