Roflam

Rolling on the floor laughing and masturbating.
It is that unique mix of when something is hilarious but oddly erotic.

i roflam'd at your mom's new profile pic of her in a moomoo

by BnastyDawg March 17, 2011

roflmac

Rolling On the Floor Masterbating And Crying

Johnny Roflmac'd on his computer after looking at porn.

by Paul "Buster" S May 2, 2005

roflchopper

Anything that makes one laugh hysterically while spinning around.

My ROFLCHOPPER goes SOI SOI SOI SOI pew pew pew!!!!!

by TehPwnerer101 June 14, 2008

ROFLLOLOMGMYBBQLMFAO

A large expression of computer expressions (meaning a reaction or exclamation to something funny) put together into one word. "ROFL" meaning "Rolling on the floor laughing", "LOL" meaning "Laugh out loud", "OMG MY BBQ" meaning something I don't think anyone knows, and "LMFAO" meaning "laughing my fucking ass off".

Frank (Typing): HAHAHAA DID YOU WATCH THAT FUNNY VIDEO?

Bob (Typing): Pfft YEAH!!! I WAS LIKE ROFLLOLOMGMYBBQLMFAO

by HeartsthingS. June 14, 2009

roflmfao

An abbreviation which takes online chat abbreviations entirely too far. First "lol" was used to relay laughter, then it was promoted to "rofl" or "lmao" to emphasize something being more than just funny. Then some chatroom junkies combined the latter 2 to create "roflmao" to emphasize an even higher level of laughter. Sometimes things are so utterly hilarious that "roflmao" doesn't quiten the degree of humor, so another "f" has to be added.

Dumbass: "d00d ZOMG liek I like totally r4nk3d y0 azz j00 n00b!! ROFLMFAO"

by Insanity132 August 28, 2005

roflmonster

n.: One who uses rofl, lmao, rotflmao, lol, etc. wayyyyy to much.

jim: wanna hear a joke, bob?
bob: sure, jim.
jim: two peanuts were walking down the street.
bob: k..
jim: ..one was "assaulted"..
bob: ROFL! LOL! LMAO! ROTFLMAO!!! BAHAHA!
jim: dude you're such a roflmonster..

by that.girl June 26, 2007

ROFLMAPANTSONTODACEILING

A more extreme version of rofl. The person rolls on the floor laughing so hard that their pants begin to break away from their body. The friction made by the vigorous rofling motion causes the pants to slowly make their way towards the ceiling. This skill can only be used by avid roflers.

Guy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Girl: Oh god! Please do tell!
Guy: To get to KFC :B

*the girl instantly bounds out of her chair and begins the process of rofling her pants onto the ceiling. She quickly types "ROFLMAPANTSONTODACEILING" before actually beginning the task. She vigorously, oh so vigorously, rolls around like a deranged lunatic. Rofl smoke fills the air.*

by King of Fappers '94 December 11, 2010