Quit queefing on my dick!

"Quit queefing on my dick" or "quit queefing on my balls" is a phrase originally created by Adrian Quiroz in the winter of 2009.

The phrase is used when someone is annoying and criticzing someone or being on someones case and that person has had enough.

Sally: Have you washed your car yet?

Have you taken out the trash?

Have you mowed the lawn yet?

When are you going to take me out?

You never take me anywhere anymore..
Bob: Dammit Sally "Quit queefing on my dick!"

Stacy: Did you put your blinker on?

Your driving too fast, now your driving too slow

Stop, Stop, Stop, Stop!!!

You didn't look back while switching lanes!

Your going to get us killed!

You know what just let me drive!
Dave: Shut The Fuck Up!!! Quit fuckin queefing on my fuckin dick!!!

by UCRKID January 5, 2010

queef eater

Some one or something that is being of severe annoyance or is being just plain gay; can be used as a subsitute for words such as "fuck face" or "ass wipe."

"Cut that shit out you stupid queef eater!"

by Brendan Powell October 2, 2006

Queef

pussy fart

man i gotta queef

by queef latifa July 11, 2003

queef scab

When a woman queefs and the gas is so toxic it causes a scab in her pussy area.

Oh noes!! My queef cut my pussy!!!111 Zomg!!!1 Now i have a queef scab!11

by GILSTER September 12, 2006

queef

when a female gasses from her vaginal area

there was a loud farting noise as she landed on the bed...she realized it came from her vagina and that it really was a queef

by melissa August 2, 2003

queefasaurus

someone who is annoying and posses an odor of some sort can fall under the category of queefasaurus. It is primarily used to combine a diss of odor and annoyance into one word.

Shutup and get some old spice you queefasaurus.

by sexmasta-G December 24, 2009

Queefbun

When you eat a buttered roll that has been queefed on.

Dude, cheri queefed on a buttered roll and sold it at robos, marissa said dont eat that queefbun, i just ate one...

by cheri attile September 6, 2009