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munchy puppy

The act of filling a girls vagina with peanut butter and letting a day lick it out. Usually done with a dog who hasn't eaten in a day or two. This can be done with Nutella and marshmallow whip too.
Man, I was so tired last time I have my girl a munchy puppy. She never even knew I wasn't doing it.
by Dr.Doctors March 27, 2015
mugGet the munchy puppymug.

Puppy wuppy

Cassum: Puppy wuppy got boned
Boulder: I know....
by rayeb May 13, 2022
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puppy card

Using the fact that you have a cute dog/puppy to attract girls
I thought she was losing interest, so I had to pull out the puppy card for another chance.
by Ana_L June 26, 2017
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sick puppy

A man or woman with an illness that dates a normal healthy person. People with low self worth will look at a "sick puppy" and see that them as cute, needy, and feel attracted because they believe they can fix or comfort the person and find purpose for their own life. It's also a way to escape rejection or being dumped, because it's hard to get dumped when the sick puppy dies.
Since his divorce Larry likes to chase sick puppies. He wants to fix them to make himself feel important. He found a sick puppy in England, traveled to her, and porked with her while she was in hospice.
by elfinmajik November 13, 2017
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mutt puppy

One who has no skill or brain,who acts like an idiot or says stupid things. Lacks in Good looks and is bad with the ladies.
Ex: Levi can't handle his liquor, what a mutt puppy.
by Dupes05 March 1, 2017
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Puppy

Is the cutest pet you can ever have
The puppy is a baby dog
by Thepro76 November 16, 2016
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