piddle patch

When someone laughs so hard, they pee on the couch they're sitting on.

Christine was laughing so hard she made a piddle patch.

by Jssjjaajajah May 4, 2017

paddle swatcher

Flat landers or city folks going north to go tubing, kayaking or canoeing down rivers and have no idea what their doing.

Look at them fucking paddle swatchers going in circles around the pond.

by Jayr39 July 21, 2017

Piddle podding

When a female dominates a male in the art of hand to hand combat.

That lady is really piddle podding that dude!

by Newyorkyankee17 August 13, 2017

piddle pocket

A vagina that is loose and moist

"Man i swam in your moms piddle pocket last night. It was gross shes very loose and moist"

by Fat lard23 August 27, 2017

paddle pilot

A video game player that only plays on game consoles such as Nintendo, PlayStation, Xbox. They are typically considered a lower caste of game players who know little about anything other than the games they play. All consoles have controllers that resemble some shape of paddle

"Hey did you ask James how much framerate his game rig needs to run the new Call of Duty? " "Naw, he's just a paddle pilot, and wouldn't understand"

by Oregonian_Son August 31, 2017

Piddlefif

Something that is not true

Oh that’s just piddlefif!

by Puff fuff June 30, 2018

Paddle-Friday

When people with very small heads go paddling in the sea on a Friday. The phenomenon is particularly common on the North Kent coast.

Look at that very small headed man in the sea. It must be Paddle-Friday

by Humphrey1 August 30, 2018