mashing potatoes

Usually takes place after a heavy night of drinking. This is where the female will stop at nothing and is desperate to have sex. Completely neglecting the fact that you may have whiskey dick, she vigorous "mashes" her vagina into your penis in hopes of stimulating a flaccid erection

"Man, Dana was mashing potatoes all night long"

by tyson86 August 10, 2007

hot potato

When you pass a lit bowl back in forth fast enough that you don't need a lighter, thus getting super baked.

That bowl was so lit! We hot potatoed that shit like no other!

by babe31337 March 25, 2011

Mashed potato

Under the influence of drugs, in an altered state of awareness.

Did you see Pauline and Christopher last night? They were mashed potato!

by itsmine August 31, 2011

Potatoe Sack

When your with your friends in a local place and while they are sitting down you run up to them take your hand on the back of their head and put it on your ballsack, and yell "Bitch, You've just been potatoe sacked!" or when your girlfriend is laying down and you perform a teabag only say potatoe sack

teabag teabagging potatoe sack

by Potatoe_sack April 14, 2009

Potato OS

An operating system that is considered to be so horrible (in terms of CPU and overall functionality) that it can be equated to a potato.

May also be used in the context of fault in internet connection, as well as the computer.

Nice Potato OS you have there, Jim; what does it run at - 1.5 GHz with FPS of up to 5?

by Drkmaster83 March 22, 2014

The Mashed Potato

A sexual maneuver whereby a male inserts or "mashes" his soft penis into a woman's vagina. The penis then becomes erect, leading to the term "baked potato." This term comes from the song "Do You Love Me?" by The Contours. In the song, they sing "I can mash potato." Originally an arcane dance form, this term has taken on new meanings in the bedroom. This term was coined in a Minneapolis basement by three men playing ping pong.

Steve: You give her the mashed potato?

Mike: Nah, man. I was already hard.

Steve: Yeah, it's a difficult move. The only way to really do it is if it's the seventh time for sex that day.

Mike: Or you could not be into vaginas.

Steve: True

by Stu Pendos January 10, 2012

baked potato

a stoned down syndrome person

"check out that baked potato, he's stoned as a mutha fucker!"

by leviticus, Jordan converse October 28, 2013