Pork Rolling

The art of gently cradling and rolling one’s gentleman’s sausage back and forth in the palms of one’s hands during a shower, ensuring a thorough yet oddly therapeutic cleanse. Often accompanied by deep introspection, awkward eye contact with the shampoo bottle.

"Bro, I walked in on Dave in the locker room, and he was full-on pork rolling like he was kneading dough. I can’t unsee it."

by Flakybun February 7, 2025

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by Toaster1204 February 11, 2025

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the sweet n' sour pork treatment

It's when you tie the guilty person (male) to a chair, slather his junk in honey and then bring in a hungry pig.

Guy 1: So what did ya do to 'im?

Guy 2: Gave him the sweet n' sour pork treatment for doing my wife.
Guy 1: Nice.
Guy 2: Come again?

by Thxforyoureyesight February 20, 2025

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Pork Chop

Down trodden man. Not allowed out for a beer. The result will be wife partner or spouse hitting them and leaving an ear looking like a pork chop. The swelling causes a human ear to look like a pork chop.

Davey V you not allowed out again you pork chop.

by Porkchopper March 6, 2025

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