looming the poon

when handsome and charming wants to put the D in his shorty, but she's all wrapped up in her pubic health. BAM!

he's looming the poon

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 26, 2019

pooning the loom

a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.

Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it March 1, 2019

poon

a name you can call someone that literally means any kind of insult

omg jessica you’re such a poon

by rad rachael March 2, 2019

Wet Poon Spoon

When someone with the nickname of 'Poon' gets out the shower and spoons you.

Gunther was so happy after being wet poon spooned.

by Srosro December 15, 2018

Poon

Very good at clicking and missing circles

The poon is a choker

by Kofferkind June 12, 2018

dog poon

A bitch

Ashley acted like a dog poon yesterday.

by Kilykid July 6, 2018

birthday poon

Getting laid or having intercourse on one’s birthday

Man I really hope I can get some birthday poon

by crazyfrog2998 February 9, 2019