Amanda Juicy-Poon

Some may say this is wrong (amanda herself) but it really is Amanda Juicy-Poon. She doesn’t like to admit her true background (the poon).
“Can Amanda Juicy-Poon come????”
“No.”
by gurgletimmygurgle May 13, 2024
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Poon Lagoon

To sweat excessively in your nether region. Swamp Ass for female lady parts. (Male version: Niagara Balls)
Ryan: I am sweating my balls off.
Elyse: Yea I am really dealing with a poon lagoon.
by PJ Cooler March 09, 2022
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Poon Saloon

A shelter or some form of mobile dwelling placed on a sand bar for romantic escapades
“Hey hot stuff, finish that beer real quick so we can hit up the poon saloon as soon as they’re done in there”
by PSE2022 July 31, 2022
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poon peddler

nathan turned into a poon peddler because he needs money!
by black_cloud January 02, 2011
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ethel poon

the ultimate diva. possibly a man. loves her adoring fans and is the ultimate savage. she can’t sing worth anything but thinks she’s miley cyrus. oddly shaped and gives out birthday invites via powerpoint presentations. forever my Prom Queen.
mariah: did you see Ethel Poon’s birthday invitations??
brooke: oh lord don’t get me started. “you have to bring cake to receive some!”
mariah: damn ethel is crazy
by halsey's #1 fan April 24, 2018
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Yung Poon Soon

1) What every dirty old man desires (young pussy asap)

2) An unfortunate Chinese name
Hey Grandpa! What would you like for your birthday?

A double helping of Yung Poon Soon.
by wolfbait51 June 13, 2011
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Poon Thinker

Someone who only thinks women are there for sexual pleasure.
Dylan is a Poon thinker , Of Poonism Ways
by Pooner69 June 12, 2021
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