Police man boy guy

Another way of calling an individual that controls another one waaayyy too much

Gary- I don't like it, you're not buying that!
Gerald- You always make decisions for me You're such a Police man boy guy!
Everyone in da store- *gasp*

by jew boy man guy thing March 13, 2020

Panic

When you go to over buy Toilet Paper in 2020 because the Covid-19 Virus lurks about.

We're almost out of toilet paper, I need to go panic at the store.

by Apoc Revolution March 18, 2020

panic siege

A counterpart to a panic attack - instead of a brief assault on one's nerves, this is a constant, low-key wearing-down of one's mental health.

I haven't been sleeping well since the quarantine began, I've just too restless. It's been a real panic siege situation.

by BradRoar April 23, 2020

Police-sexual

A person sexualy atrracted to police officers

Also what the fuck is wrong with you

Person:Im attracted to police officers, I'm police-sexual

Police:hi

Person:EEEEEEEE

by What-is-wrong-with-you June 23, 2020

panic affap

A panic affap is the abrupt onset of intense horny or sexual arousal that reaches a peak within minutes and includes at least four of the following symptoms: Thick ass boner, the boner so thick that it could rupture any anal cavity. The intense need to masturbate. Trembling or shaking. Fantasizing about one or several girls you might know.

Guy1: bro, I had a panic affap

Guy2: shit man, how intense was it?

Guy1: I ripped my body pillow man

Guy2: God damn

by producesincitybutter September 28, 2020

Panicrastinating

The act being under extreme anxiety over an imminent deadline yet still continuing to procrastinate because you wish to relieve your anxiety.

Person 1: "Oh my God I can't stop shaking because I have a paper due tomorrow and I havent started, I need to relive some stress."
Person 2: "Dude, stop panicrastinating or you won't get anything done!"

by RoboLoco January 13, 2021

Panic Smashing

When one panics so hard in a Video Game(mainly in MOBAS or MMO's) to a point where they audibly smash their keys that are either on cooldown or not casted yet.

You are Panic Smashing so badly that I can hear it through your mic.

by Shmequinox February 2, 2021